The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sonic20]

i still need to figure out what's going on here, but AYYYYY PACMAN'S GREAT IN SMASH.

and siv just body-slammed me off the edge qq

[Wander]

i still need to figure out what's going on here, but AYYYYY PACMAN'S GREAT IN SMASH.

and siv just body-slammed me off the edge qq

get good scrub //shot down sO HARD

[Sonic20]

YOU WANT ME TO RUIN YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE MADOLCHES I WILL.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Now that you're this close, the Mystery Keldeo's eyes and most of his face, really, are obscured by his ridiculous mane.**

Mystery Keldeo: No f***ing way, no f***ing way...Did it drop the MASHED KATANA? Or MASHED BLADE? Or whatever it was?! Augh! I keep forgetting these names...

Tazz: Yes, it's a guarenteed drop, but we've already got sword-users. Not like it helps a quadrupedal.

Mystery Keldeo: How would you know? I'm a Pokemon of unparalleled swordsmanship!

Tazz: With a horn.

Mystery Keldeo: DOES THAT MATTER IN THIS CONVERSATION?!

Tazz:...Kind of?

**STRIFE!**

**The author-**

*HAUAGAAGGAGAHAUAGHAAAUAGHAHAUAAAHAUAHAUAAHHHHUUUG GGGGHHGUGUUGAAA!!*

**...The AUTHOR?!**

Mystery Keldeo/Author: (...Get on with it...)

Tazz:...Well, that had utterly no foreshadowing whatsoever!

Author: (What else did you think the Narrator would dread that much?)

*It's so hideously wrong! I regret my self-insert! I REGRET IT!! IT WASN'T WORTH IT!*

Author: (Oh, quit your bellyaching, we've barely even started this.)

Tazz: I am no doctor, but I officially declare the fourth wall as legally dead. Rest in peace, good friend. It was fun while you lasted.

[Sir Sivelos]

This is the Narrator's self insert? That's... okay. I have no words. Let's fight. I saw the strife thing! **SIVELOS starts off the fight with a level 9999 BOLT STRIKE!**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**Not the Narrator's Self-Insert...The Author. The actual Author of this whole adventure. The Narrator is not the Author.**

**Predictably, your attempts to actually strife against the Author end badly, not because he outlevels you or anything, he's actually much weaker than any of your party members statwise (even Ecrivain, who explicitly chose to cripple himself statwise to gain early bird crafting bonuses). No, his inevitable victory is mainly because he takes the advantages the Narrator has up to infinity, as well as some other tricks that are definitely more than OP. coughcoughmarysuecoughcough.**

Author: (You could try to-)

**Be a little less condescending? Unfortunately, that's one thing that you're going to have to put up wi-**

Author:...You don't want to know what's going on up there now. You just don't. Trust me.

((I'm going to have to abandon thread for the rest of the night. I have VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS to attend to regarding college, and college out-prioritizes almost everything in almost every circumstance right now. Good night!))

[Sir Sivelos]

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were the author.

...This has got a whole lot more meta since we started on the LPW9, huh?

((Go do your college work, man! Be successful!))

[Chakramaster]

I'm guessing that the author is working both sides

[Wander]

sanic

bruh

i can wombo combo out the madolches

and whatever other xyz's i got

if i ever get a lucky hand and you know that will never happen again like last time //shot

[Sir Sivelos]

Don't attack the AUTHOR, Ecrivain. I thought that would be obvious, but hey; I fell for it too.