The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[VeloJello]

*VELO rematerializes on the battlefield, upside-down with a half-eaten SANDWICH. VELO then throws the SANDWICH at HYDRO LORD with the force of a MIGHTY COMET. The resulting explosion is AWESOME.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*HYDRO LORD is now being thrown around like a ragdoll.*

HYDRO LORD: ARGH! ENOUGH! I MAY BE DEFEATED, BUT YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAT ANOTHER UPPER LORD, LET ALONE THE RED KING HIMSELF?

I love how you two are mortal enemies, yet you refer to him with a title that shows respect.

Hydro Lord: GYAAAAAAARGH! *HYDRO LORD uses a Mind Reader before immediately casting SHEER COLD on EVERYONE IN THE ROOM. He then collapses out of exhaustion.*

[Wander]

BOTS DONT DO WELL IN COLD DDD:

[Sir Sivelos]

Aren't computers supposed to do better in cold?

[Wander]

do i look like a computer to you

[Sir Sivelos]

You're a robot, right? Robots are computers, in some way.

[VeloJello]

I like the cold. Heat is bad for me. D:

[Wander]

IM NOT A COMPOOTER

I AM A CYBERTRONIAN

IM LIKE YOU GUYS

ONLY MADE OF METAL

and i have a spark and not a heart

[Sir Sivelos]

Hoo boy, Velo, then Lava Lord, if we run into him, will shut you down, HARD.

And sorry, mang. D: I didn't mean to offend you. ;3; *head paps Icy*

[VeloJello]

I'll play support roles, then. I'm a cleric at heart.