The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*Having fully recharged, SIVELOS uses TECH: ELECTRO FORCE, level 9543!!! A powerful EMP pulse blasts outwards, dealing high electricity damage and shutting down any robotic targets within its range.*

[Chakramaster]

*you hear a familiar voice*

???: Why always attack with such high level attacks? You use too much energy using something so strong. Sure you take them out easy, but at the cost of much more stamina, or energy. Try just chaining the electro charges instead. Makes it so it sends signals between using magnetism. Then again magnetism works even better. Pulling them all together then sending one blast of electricity powerful enough to shut any robotic system down all at once within a small range.

*Electric sparks emit from the twin blades of Chakra. Chakra has returned!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. *SIVELOS continues blasting any ROBOTS around with Magic Missiles.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The level of the ability means the Power:Energy ratios are MORE in your favor. In any case, welcome back!*

*It appears the TECHNOMANCER has thought ahead. The Robots take electricity damage but are NOT shut down by the EMP.*

//Technomancer: EMP?! HAHA N00BS. S0 LAST E0N.

*Everything else worked fairly well, though. You're clawing through him slowly-but-surely!*

*A GIANT KILLER ROBOT goes down, giving enough EXP to Chakra just for being there to CLASS UP TWICE!*

Tazz: Grats on Class Up!

*Ominous keeps spamming MAGMA CANNON LV. 9999*

*Tazz is using PYROMANCY: FLAME SWATH*

*Rebecca uses SACRED FIRE LV. 9999! The bright pink flames of Ho-oh arrange themselves in a circular pattern and make an impossibly high pillar of fire, destroying any robots caught in between them!*

Author: Hrm...Let's try this new thing I thought of...

*Author uses FRAYMOTIF: STRINGS OF LIFE! Enchanting music flows through the area, granting a HP regen effect AND immunity to status conditions to the allied side of the field!*

Author: Well...Better remember that doesn't damage.

*TECHNOMANCER OF THE KNOT uses UNIQUETECH: WIREKNOT! Electricity-charged wires suddenly pop up from all angles and target Author and Tazz, entangling and strangling the duo! If not freed, they will take SUFFOCATION damage and will be unable to act!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS slices the wire with a SACRED SWORD, level 9999, courtesy of the THUNDER EDGE. He then turns his attention back to the ROBOTS, and proceeds to spam level 9999 COSMIC CATACLYSMs.*

[Ganyu]

*Ice Elemental Birds now go on an all-out offensive with Icicle Barrages!*

[VeloJello]

*VELO casts a TELEPORT SPELL on TAZZ and AUTHOR! A shining light transports them several feet away, out of reach of the WIRES. She then casts another METEOR SHOWER.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sivelos frees the duo, and Velocity sends them behind lines so the wires can't cause any more trouble! The COSMIC CATACLYSMS and METEOR SHOWERS are dealing with most of them-the TECHNOMANCER is almost totally wide open!*

*The Ice elemental birds are slain by quick application of a superpowered flamethrower from the GIANT KILLER ROBOT.*

*Ominous...Keeps doing what he's doing.*

*Tazz uses LV. 9999 COLD FRONT! A nasty storm comes in, bringing in ICE and ELECTRICITY DAMAGE in EQUAL MEASURE! The robots are being decimated!*

*Rebecca uses LV. 9999 SACRED FIRE!*

*Author uses LV. 9999 HYDRO CANNON! Don't ask questions, just know that the largest, meanest, nastiest form of Water gun EVER has decided to visit the faces of unfortunate robots. Waterproofing does little, and the GIANT KILLER ROBOTS say goodbye to their functioning forms.*

//Technomancer: WHAT THE BLEEP IS THIS?! MY L33T R0B0TS ARE FAILING?!

[Sir Sivelos]

Mhm. *SIVELOS continues spamming COSMIC CATACLYSM. LC is using his trademark BLAZE OF GLORY, and APOPH is using a new UNIQUETECH: THE SIX WINGS OF RA, level 9999!!! He temporarily assumes his RA-FORM (the giant skeleton we know him as), and his six wings glow harshly, before flapping them, unleashing a gale of blinding light that rips up EVERYTHING in a hurricane of solar wind. FIRE, WIND, HOLY, LIGHT, AND DARKNESS damage for all enemies hit!!! He then reassumes his human form.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*HOLY DAMAGE DOESN'T EXIST! This may not be obvious, but due to reasons I'm currently not at reasoning to disclose, this just means more Light Damage! Also, UNIQUETECHS only have one level. However, that annihilates the last of the robots regardless, leaving a wide-open TECHNOMANCER.*

//Technomancer: UHH 0H.

*Author uses LV. 9999 AQUA JET and instnatly kills the TECHNOMANCER OF THE KNOT! What a killstealer!*

//Technomaner: N00000000000000000000000000000000BS!

Author: Oi, I need the experience!

*Whatever. The Technomaner explodes into L00T. Aside from his KEYBOARD OF THE KNOT, he drops an inexplicably large load of STAR-DAMAGE WEAPONRY, including THE ANDROMEDA STAFF and THE FLAILING WAY.. Velocity and Apoth (respectively) can get a lot of mileage out of those...No swords, though.*

Author: Darnit!

*...OH, and the Author Class-Ups.*

Author: Yes, I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeded that!

Well, I think my self-insertion into this story is over for now! Good luck with the rest! Hehehe...*And with that, the Author exits the dungeon.*

Tazz: Glad we don't have to lug him around...He wasn't BAD, but the Narrator would keep bombing us with bad encounters.

*Hey!*

Tazz: I tell it like it is!