The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS grabs ACIDIC, APOPH grabs GRIMORE, and they all zoom off towards the ship.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*There is no way you could even grab GRIMORE! Does a beast who's form constantly shifts to the typical eye sound like something even remotely physical? Granted, he follows you anyways because you grabbed ACIDIC SEOUL.*

*Speaking of ACIDIC SEOUL...Dude is HEAVY! Like, really freaking heavy! You've just got to wonder, what's making him so heavy?! GRIMORE must have been carrying a ton! -6 speed to SIVELOS, who is carrying him! SIVELOS is unable to defend himself in addition! You must defend SIVELOS!*

*The only way off of this place is the teleportation rune you found before, back in the burning jungle. Fortunately, you have a minimap, like in any videogame, as otherwise this would be a stupidly long scavenger hunt in a jungle that is being bombarded, filled to the brim with DEADLY ANIMALS, and is on fire. You'd better hurry back, Image is going to be magnetized to you with ACIDIC SEOUL unconscious and vulnerable. On the plus side, GRIMORE seems unwilling to harm you with ACIDIC SEOUL in your arms, and will help defend blows from you...Though he's completely unwilling to let you ride.*

Tazz: I have a good feeling he'll just get angry if we revive him...Let's just get moving!

*First, you have to break the (now-repaired) GROUND above you again. TAZZ uses LV. 9999 AX-SWING, perhaps one of the most basic attacks he's got. -25% Ground!*

*Rebecca helps by using LV. 9999 SUNSHAKER, which makes a yellow ball of light and slams it right into the target-the GROUND-and vibrates viciously. -20% Ground!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks for helping out, Gri- OH MY GOD, WHY IS HE SO HEAVY!?

*LC stays close to SIVELOS, forming a protective barrier using the ARCHANGEL'S AEGIS. Make sure LC can keep the barrier up!*

[VeloJello]

*VELO strikes the ground with a COMET HAMMER.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*-35% Ground from VELOCITY'S magic star hammer!*

*OMINOUS finishes off the ground with LV. 9999 STONE EDGE! The Path is clear, now get out of that hole!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS manages to fly himself and ACIDIC out of the hole before retreating to the ground. LC is following close with the ARCHANGEL'S AEGIS at the ready.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO casts LIGHT SPEED on the party again in the hopes of beating a hasty retreat.*

[Wander]

*WANDER follows, along with two random DECEPTICON JUSTICE DIVISION members. . . wait*

WHERE'D YOU GUYS COME FROM

Vos: Stupid space bridge was stupid, hee.

Kaon: Expect me to ask for your name later.

Vos: Hit list checkin'.

ugh whatever just go go go

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS continues carrying ACIDIC, whilst LC defends him. Dark Meta Knight, Nightmare, and Dark Mind are ready for anyone who attacks.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The whole party is capped at max speed buffs! Miserably, SIVELOS can go no faster than he is already. It'll be a small trip just to make it back to the jungle...Which is in full inferno mode now, by the way. ENRAGED JUNGLE SPIRITS and HILARIOUSLY ANGRY BURNT STUMPS will no doubt AGGRIEVE and AGGRESS your FORWARD MOVEMENT.*

*Due to using a Buff instead of an attack, VELOCITY's REAPER CLOAK buff has broken!*

*Nothing has happened otherwise. Keep moving!*