The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

But I've been doing that ever since I met you and Tazz in that weird other realm, and nothing happened so... Besides what's so bad about the Void?

*the hydro-pumping into the pore continues*

[Sir Sivelos]

If the Void I'm thinking about is the same one you were 'messing with,' you wouldn't be here. I can't believe I'm explaining it NOW of all times, but… The Void is controlled by our employer (the Black, you know him), and is basically permadeath incarnate. No coming back from it, you are DEAD, no questions asked. And the Black is the Oblivion Lord, the ONLY person in existence who should be able to control the Void.

Let's just hope the Void you're talking about isn't the one I'm talking about- OH CRAP *SIVELOS is cut off by a rain of acid that forces another respawn. NIDHOGG smirks. He seems to be attempting to squeeze the meteors out, which explains the random squirming. Some pop out… And by some, I mean only about one or two. The things basically grow into NIDHOGG's inner skin, becoming infused.*

[Ganyu]

Wait, IF I'm thinking about the same Void as you prescribed, is that the reason why bad people have been after us since time immemorial? In any case, I'm sure that the Void where I'm from is way different. I /thought/ I patented the name of my home plane but oh well, I was thinking of renaming it to the Abyss. *shrugs*

*the Water Elemental Birds and Spirits squirt into NIDHOGG's face*

[Sir Sivelos]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. *SIVELOS goes back to plugging pores with heat- and acid-resistant meteors.*

[Ganyu]

What is?

[Sir Sivelos]

You renaming the Void you were talking about. *The action persists. LC is guarding the bonds, projecting a field of anti-illusionary magic.*

[Rival Max]

Hi guys!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You do not even get as far as to twist space even slightly before THE BLACK starts contacting you again, diffusing your focus.*

The Black: <Ecrivain. Do that and I will end you.>

*All things considered, you have absolutely no hope against THE BLACK; he, and the other Elder Souls, are outright immune to Reality Warping, and your facsimile of it wouldn't work in the Voidial Drydocks-where he would fight you-due to the massive LACK of reality to even slightly bend. Assuming you're not just dunked into VOID. In any case, Sivelos is correct; there is NOTHING that can come back from touching THE VOID. Lastly, yes, you come from the Abyss, to make sure confusion is kept to a minimal. You haven't interacted with THAT VOID ever, nor has any of your kind that you have spoken to, and you have a lot of vassals, being a PHANTOM LORD.*

*The meteors do not work that way because, simply put, NIDHOGG wears armor. How would the meteors get past the armor? They clog Nidhogg's pores nevertheless by blocking out the skin-tight chain-mail. You must QUICKLY find another way to do what you just did.*

*NIDHOGG uses his EXTREMELY POWERFUL ABILITIES to hijack ECRIVAIN'S summons and send them straight back at him, mach 9. The birds he didn't hijack evaporate due to the closeness of the ridiculously hot flame that coats NIDHOGG's ARMOR. MARLON and the UNKOWN ELDER SOUL are duking it out with STORM and VELVETINE.*

Storm: You're a lunatic!

Marlon: The Black's a bigger loonie!

Velvetine: Who cares?! You'd destroy the world over a pathetic grudge that's probably been forgotten?!

???: He is a blight on my sacred order-and it's destroyer! That, and they pay very well.

Tazz: Augh! Why is this even happening! I want that worm DEAD!

*OMINOUS uses LV. 9999 ROCK SLIDE on MARLON! Rocks materialize and drop from above! MARLON quickly notices and destroys the rocks but leaves himself vulnerable to an attack from STORM!*

*CARCINO uses LV. 9999 LIGHT LASSO! A huge ring of light materializes around NIDHOGG and chokes him further!*

*TAZZ uses LV. 9999 CANDY COATED! Candy coats itself around NIDHOGG!*

*JEREMY uses LV. 8888 PSYCRUSH! A ring of Psionic energies materializes around NIDHOGG and chokes him even further! At this point, you've coated NIDHOGG 40%, each in different elements! FIRE and WATER/ICE won't work, and CANDY, LIGHT, PSIONICS and EARTH have all been used-make sure to use two different elements to strangle him!*

Nidhogg: You will cease, NOW!!!

*NIDHOGG generates huge balls of fiery energy by using LV. 9999 GREAT BALLS OF PYRE and slams them around, blowing up a huge swath of YOUR units!*

*REBECCA is using LV. 9999 BLAZE OF GLORY, copying LIGHT CHAOS successfully and gathering huge AGGRO from basically all the RaGNaK units!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses lv. 9999 ELECTRIC CITY on NIDHOGG! A massive projection of a city, made of electricity, solidifies around NIDHOGG into a solid that generates a wopping 1.71 gigawatts.*

[Ganyu]

*immediately unsummons everything [under my control]*

*casts Slime Membrane on NIDHOGG; a giant blob of green sticky slime splatters all over NIDHOGG; Slime has an extremely high boiling point, and slime vapors are horrifyingly pungent and toxic, so either way NIDHOGG's armor won't be useful; the slime is as comfortable as four NIDHOGG-sized Gastrodon cuddling their sweaty bodies against NIDHOGG*