The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm. You guys having fun back there?

Apoph: FALL!

…Okay.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((IRL stuff. Sorry on Late reply!))

Agnes: Oh right. I forgot I used spells other than summoning. *uses Blizzaga on the Lava Deity, but probably didn't do anything to it*

*You deal good damage! Stop thinking you are weak this instant! You are not so pathetic as to be useless! Otherwise there would have been divine Narrative internvetion!*

With all due respect, I did not mean to pick a squabble if that's what you thought. I admit, I should've known better than to use a euphemism. I shall remember to exercise more tact in diction next time. If I may add, with due respect, it's not professional of one with power to harass someone directly or indirectly. :)

*I think we can both come to an understanding on this.*

*After enough kills to reset your EXP to 0, the RABID HOMESTUCK FANS disperse. You are free to act.*

Agnes: ohmagad
Harrassment.
Agnes: *keeps using Blizzaga because Thundaga and Firaga won't do as much* why can't you make a comeback like that LA?
Shush, I can get away with things easily. I don't need a comeback as good as that o3o

*You keep spamming the one attack that is proven to do damage against the LAVA DEITY. It is working, slowly!*

*APOPH, gaining his bearings once more, becomes ENRAGED due to his attacks constantly failing! It seems that SIVELOS and APOPH are similar in more than just appearance. APOPH uses DEMONIC LIGHTNING! APOPH surrounds himself with a pitch-black aura… which then rockets FREEDOM-wards in the form of pitch-black lightning! FREEDOM's HP is halved!*

*Freedom's HP now halved! He's down really low!*

Agnes: *keeps casting Blizzaga* How much can I cast? I lost count how much I used already.
Uhh. Let's wait for the narrator to tell us.
Agnes: Okay. *casts another Blizzaga at the Lava Deity* doesn't lava turn into stone when in contact with water though? Will this eventually turn it into a Golem?
Yeah. I know it does. But I don't think it will turn into a Golem.
Agnes: Oh well. We're gonna havt to wait and see .3.

*The LAVA DEITY is too powerful to totally turn to stone! However, your BLIZZAGAs keep dealing OK damage.*

*It probably won't. This thing is probably too hot to turn to stone.*

*APOPH is getting up in FREEDOM's face with his PLANET ON A STICK.*

*FREEDOM is trying his best to stay out of the way, but isn't doing perfectly.*

Agnes: Then again that is true. I wonder if my attacks do anything to it.
Probably doesn't but it won't hurt to try am I right?
Agnes: Unless this thing melts my body it will hurt like Hell
Agnes please. None of those puns.
Agnes: Fine. *continues Blizzaga spam*

*The LAVA DEITY is down to half!*

*Ho hum de dum.*

*APOPH is just rolling in rage right now.*

*APOPH does nothing of use! FREEDOM takes a quick action to PARALYZE him...Except BAHAMUT'S previous ability prevents this! But it's not going to last after this turn!*

pls stop rollin in the rage

its spooky ono

*WANDER casts ASCENSION. FREEDOM becomes shark food now.*

*PAIN!*

I could go for sushi right now. Y'know, when I'm done piloting this. And maybe check out whatever was in the cargo hold. And obviously, save existence from a certain jerk I will not name. Bluh, so much to do, so little time...

*APOPH uses MYTHAEGIS! An impossibly thick barrier falls over him, reminding him of a fight he had with a certain wizard. APOPH is now impervious to all external harm! Magic, energetic, and physical attacks can be shrugged off like water off a duck's back. This tech has no drawbacks, but you'd think APOPH wouldn't make the same mistake twice.*

*FREEDOM has no abilities to break shields like this-which WOULD work. this is game.*

Freedom:...Peon. I will kill you for this disgrace.

*WANDER also casts SEAWALL. All damage is absorbed by the torrent of water surrounding everyone.*

i mean it wears out after taking TONS of damage

but its a very nice thing to have ovo

*Additional shielding added for the whole team!*

Hm. You guys having fun back there?

Apoph: FALL!

…Okay.

*THAT'S A WRAP!*

*Pandora uses a quick attack to damage FREEDOM, and BAHAMUT lets loose a single arrow, finishing off FREEDOM!*

Freedom: PEONS!!!

*FREEDOM is due a respawn, but he nevertheless spews out appropriate amounts of L00T, very little good for anything but marketing off for cash.*

*IMAGE ARRIVAL METER: 5/9*

*You can now safely GTFO. Do so immediately and finish this instance!*

[Ganyu]

*shadow kicks everyone with their retrieved loot to the next area*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, we'll go, alright… BUT NOT BEFORE I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! …Oh, this doesn't… Nevermind. Just hold onto your hats! *SIVELOS activates the LUDICROUS SPEED option. LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!*

*APOPH calms down.*

Apoph: Guh… Remind me to shove my flail down his throat next time we meet.

[legendary_addict]

Hey look. Narrator guy says you're doing well.
Agnes: Oh. Cool. I thought I couldn't do anything to it looking at how beast it looks. *looks at Lava Deity and continues Blizzaga Spam*
Nice. Keep spamming the Blizzaga. Dunno how much more you need to do to win against it but meh.
Agnes: Yee. I know. *continues spamming. This feels like me spamming Susano-o in BD. But weaker spams.* Also, why are people running?
IDK but as soon as you defeat this guy you have to ask it to take you wherever people are going.
Agnes: Okay. Sure. I wish I can use Zisudra's Sin on this guy though. That would make things a lot easier.
Where's the challenge in that?
Agnes: It's. Uh. How...the Lava Deity can withstand the force of Zisudra...? Maybe?
Ehh. Okay then.

[Ganyu]

Save your energy, LA. The foe is dead and we don't want the boss to arrive. (Although should I reveal to everyone that I had actually exchanged the organs for some unicorn steak?)

[Sir Sivelos]

I wonder how the others are doing.

---Meanwhile…--

Light Chaos: So… got any 8's?

Nightmare: Go fish.

*The camera zooms out to reveal the two sitting on a large pile of L00T. It looks like they went on a dungeon run while you were gone.*

---

Probably nothing important.

[legendary_addict]

Agnes: But I don't want to leave when I can't summon at least one Deity o3o
Also, where are people going anyway? I see so many people running away.

[Sir Sivelos]

*You're fleeing - via stolen warship - from two huge armies of super powered lunatics more than capable of killing you all horribly.*

And I'm piloting it! *LUDICROUS SPEED has made a significant contribution to your escape attempt. All you have to do now is shake IMAGE off your tail and you're good as gold.*

[Rival Max]

haha ss almost won! actually 48 hours...thats way to long. Latio you should change it to 24 hours.