The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WOAH. Tyrant Overlord, you have some SERIOUS skills. I like it.

Apoph: AHEM?

What? You have to admit it, Apoph; Baal's got skills. Yachts full of skills. *SIVELOS flies right at BAAL and uses THIEF! SIVELOS makes a wild grab for any of BAAL's equipment!*

Apoph: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *APOPH uses FLAILTECH: WRECKING CANNON BALL! APOPH hurls his PLANET ON A STICK BAAL-ward like a cannon ball! Should it hit or not, it will fly back to APOPH like a boomerang.*

Research, that's what.

*NIGHTMARE's new prison rattles in minuscule, trapped rage.*

*All of BAALs gear is bound! You need someone capable of breaking L00T Binds, which are basically invulnerable. You completely fail and die in attempting to steal, ESPECIALLY during his still-ongoing SWORDNADO! There goes the Persona-user! ((why'd you do that?!))*

*APOPH'S attempts at murdering BAAL fall flat during the SWORDNADO! He is completely invulnerable during this move!!!*

We should run?! Why??

*casts Nebelgeist; the fog of lost souls*

*casts UNIQUETECH: Lames de Brouillard*

*The fog spins into a tornado around the SWORDNADO, but LAMES DE BROUILLARD fails because BAAL is invincible during SWORDNADO, which is WHY YOU SHOULD RUN!!!*

*SIVELOS uses THIEF again, attempting to steal BAAL's equipment!*

*APOPH uses LIGHT OF RUIN!*

*SIVELOS is dead! BAAL is invulnerable, in case his previous no-selling of your attacks was not a clue enough!*

(Has no clue what's going on, but looks fun.)

*NEO EMOLGA summons BALADAX THE RELENTLESS, a massive six-winged black storm dragon of carnage and fury!*

*BALADAX THE RELENTLESS roars savagely, and attacks with his blue-fire FORCE DEFIANT BREATH WEAPON, unleashing a whirling cone of storm-flames!*

*CONGRADURATIONS! Your sudden and random appearance (which, mercifully, no-one seems to care about) and your immensely threatening summon has saved the whole party from total annihilation from NOT DODGING THE SWORDNADO!*

*BALADAX THE RELENTLESS fails to do any damage, but Baal's wrath is directed towards it and he slays it...Instead of all of you.*

*Perhaps it would now be fitting to say it: BAAL obviously cannot SWORDNADO forever, but he is INVULNERABLE while using SWORDNADO, so your job is to dodge!*

*Also, a class please? Just pull something out of your rear end or copy from the nearest JRPG if imagination fails you utterly. Just realize the power levels are stupidly high as a standard!*

*By the way: Though this is not usually the case, dying here will mean that you will have to wait for a partner to revive you! You cannot automatically respawn! Hope one of you brought some Revives!*

Tazz: Drat!

Ominous: I needed space for mana potions...

Rebecca: I have one, but it's high on energy use.

((Don't worry, there's just one more turn of SWORDNADO.))