*You arrive. You get off the ship.*

...Uhh...

*Hello.*

...Uhhhhhh...

*You see two men inside a Narration box-a small area that looks like those places where newscasters, well, newscast. One-who looks like an actual newscaster-has his lips move in motion with the Narration, implying that he's the Narrator. The other one is the BLU Scout, who looks bored out of his mind.*

**Hello.**

*DON'T REFER TO THEM DIRECTLY! OH, yes, but here's the odd part...The Narration Box sits atop an entity who is clearly Yog-Sothoth, in all of his eldritch power. That neither of the occupants are sputtering gibberish implies some form of protection.*

...Uhh...