**You're not very intelligent. OK, the Narrator's assistant is legitimately the BLU Scout. The Narrator himself is Yog-Sothoth. This is usually what happens when an overdeity of Chaos and madness winds up alone in space for a while.**

**In any case, it's not like him being the Narrator was ever going to dissuade you from attemting to make mincemeat of Yog, so...Yeah, brace yourselves.**

*Yog-Sothoth the Elder Overdeity of Chaos and Madness versus the AntIvOId! Ladies and Gentlemen, ACTION!!!*