**The Thunder's Edge completely fails. Looks like Tazze's guess that this guy is an electricity-type was on the money. And by 'looks like,' This assistant mean 'Definitely is.'**

*THAT is a hilariously bad failure of an attack! Let me show you how it's done!*

**The Narrator leaps out of the Narration box, wielding his two signature weapons: A Mic Crowbar, which is the flawless union between a mic and a crowbar; and a mic stand, currently sans mic, meant for said Mic Crowbar. The Mic Crowbar cackles with energy as he slams it upon Sivelos. The Narrator crits hard. Granted, that's to be expected, hsi blows are always automatic crits because he knows all of your weaknesses, being the guy in charge of describing your adventure...So don't bother buffing defense.**

*DON'T GIVE THEM THAT INFO!! I FULLY INTEND TO WIN THIS CONFRONTATION!*

**Well, someone has to...Tazz, after recovering from his brief bout of confusion, just axes Yog-Sothoth's tentacle-filled form with the Madder-Man axe.**