Mystery Keldeo:...Um...I sensed the presence of the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI here...Did he leave?

Tazz: He hideously died. DIRE ANIMADVERSION on a Sacred Sword.

Mystery Keldeo: DIRE ANIMADVERSION my rear end. He had that ridiculously high winning steak-I mean, streak...

Tazz:...I didn't know ponies liked steak-

Mystery Keldeo: I AM NOT A F***ING PONY! I don't care what else you say about it, I am nineteen years old! That's way older than a colt, even! I should look like a Stallion...The growth's just coming on late!

Tazz: Still no word on the steak issue.

Mystery Keldeo: I heard that from somewhere, OK?! Anyways, he is so totally NOT dead, you could seriously just not have killed him. Waaaaay too tough for that, way too tough for pretty much everything here...Seriously, where is he?

Tazz: Twelve feet underground. Dead. RIP in pieces.

Mystery Keldeo:...You're serious, aren't you?

**...Well, clearly the mystery Keldeo is quite confused about how the hell you managed to one-shot the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI via DIRE ANIMADVERSION. Considering DIRE ANIMADVERSIONS are typically the very rare fare of those who specifically build up to basically make critical hits with every swing, and SACRED SWORD is one of the moves with a DIRE ANIMADVERSION chance, it's understandable and, though highly implausible, possible, as was the case here. The Mystery Keldeo just looks dumbstruck.**