The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**It's not the Keldeo. You sense power, but the Keldeo doesn't have THAT kind of power. He's also completely unfamiliar. To you, anyways...**

Tazz:...Don't tell me that Keldeo is-

**At this point, the Keldeo-which is in Resolute Form, PS-leaps over your head at blinding speed and charges headfirst at the spot where the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI was. Emphasis on WAS, as it's dead. The Keldeo did not seem to notice that one.**

[Sir Sivelos]

Okay. On to searching, I guess… **SIVELOS uses his energy-sensing technique to determine where the Elder Soul is.**

[Chakramaster]

Chakra: *Meanwhile stares off into the distance trying to figure out what he missed*

[Sir Sivelos]

Join us, Chakra. **tosses Chakra onto the metaphorical bandwagon**

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Mystery Keldeo:...Um...I sensed the presence of the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI here...Did he leave?

Tazz: He hideously died. DIRE ANIMADVERSION on a Sacred Sword.

Mystery Keldeo: DIRE ANIMADVERSION my rear end. He had that ridiculously high winning steak-I mean, streak...

Tazz:...I didn't know ponies liked steak-

Mystery Keldeo: I AM NOT A F***ING PONY! I don't care what else you say about it, I am nineteen years old! That's way older than a colt, even! I should look like a Stallion...The growth's just coming on late!

Tazz: Still no word on the steak issue.

Mystery Keldeo: I heard that from somewhere, OK?! Anyways, he is so totally NOT dead, you could seriously just not have killed him. Waaaaay too tough for that, way too tough for pretty much everything here...Seriously, where is he?

Tazz: Twelve feet underground. Dead. RIP in pieces.

Mystery Keldeo:...You're serious, aren't you?

**...Well, clearly the mystery Keldeo is quite confused about how the hell you managed to one-shot the MASHPOTATO SAMURAI via DIRE ANIMADVERSION. Considering DIRE ANIMADVERSIONS are typically the very rare fare of those who specifically build up to basically make critical hits with every swing, and SACRED SWORD is one of the moves with a DIRE ANIMADVERSION chance, it's understandable and, though highly implausible, possible, as was the case here. The Mystery Keldeo just looks dumbstruck.**

[Sir Sivelos]

By yours truly. I don't even know how I did it... I just sort of poked him with my sword and he exploded.

[Ganyu]

*narrows eyes*

[Sir Sivelos]

Do you have eyes? I thought you just saw through some sort of magic psychic sense.

[Sonic20]

i still need to figure out what's going on here, but AYYYYY PACMAN'S GREAT IN SMASH.

and siv just body-slammed me off the edge qq

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course. That's my favorite form of finishing off an opponent.