**Now that you're this close, the Mystery Keldeo's eyes and most of his face, really, are obscured by his ridiculous mane.**

Mystery Keldeo: No f***ing way, no f***ing way...Did it drop the MASHED KATANA? Or MASHED BLADE? Or whatever it was?! Augh! I keep forgetting these names...

Tazz: Yes, it's a guarenteed drop, but we've already got sword-users. Not like it helps a quadrupedal.

Mystery Keldeo: How would you know? I'm a Pokemon of unparalleled swordsmanship!

Tazz: With a horn.

Mystery Keldeo: DOES THAT MATTER IN THIS CONVERSATION?!

Tazz:...Kind of?

**STRIFE!**

**The author-**

*HAUAGAAGGAGAHAUAGHAAAUAGHAHAUAAAHAUAHAUAAHHHHUUUG GGGGHHGUGUUGAAA!!*

**...The AUTHOR?!**

Mystery Keldeo/Author: (...Get on with it...)

Tazz:...Well, that had utterly no foreshadowing whatsoever!

Author: (What else did you think the Narrator would dread that much?)

*It's so hideously wrong! I regret my self-insert! I REGRET IT!! IT WASN'T WORTH IT!*

Author: (Oh, quit your bellyaching, we've barely even started this.)

Tazz: I am no doctor, but I officially declare the fourth wall as legally dead. Rest in peace, good friend. It was fun while you lasted.