The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Chakramaster]

Chakra: *Sees a piece of candy fell in front of him and picks it up*

*Smells the candy*

Seems good enough, but what could the risks be? Couldn't be that bad right?

*Eats a piece of the candy. After fully ingesting it Chakra disappears in a small flash of light*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The Forces of Light aren't as OP as you think, Velo. Hydro Lord quickly dispatches you with a ICICLE SPEAR to your face.*

*SIVELOS uses TECH: CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE, level 9999, and directs all of the fireballs towards HYDRO LORD!*

[VeloJello]

*A tiny bird appears on the field and lands on the fallen VELO. It looks oddly familiar somehow... It peeps occasionally, but doesn't seem to do much that's very exciting.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Author promptly dodges with his insane Keldeo Jumps and counters with LV. 7500 SECRET SWORD!*

*Ominous follows up with LV. 9999 MOMENTUM CANCEL! The Water eerily stops moving altogether, becoming deathly still. This is good, as STONEFOOT does not last forever-in fact, it faded away right now.*

*Tazz leaps out of the Water and onto a different platform, and proceeds to use PYROMANCY: FORBIDDEN SUN on HYDRO LORD! Not particularly strong due to favoring ice techniques, but still definitely powerful-fiery hell in the form of a sun-like orb of fire, the definition of fiery overkill, goes dead center for HYDRO LORD. Explosions ensure, blackening the water and making attacks into it half as accurate...Or out of it. It is too concentrated to remove yet! Even HYDRO LORD has his limits.*

*Rebecca leaps out of the water and uses a LV. 5000 GENERIC HEAL on the party! OK, it's not specifically 'GENERIC HEAL,' but there's no fancy stuff added on.*

*Velocity the Star Mage appears! She promptly stumbles in and gets decimated by the HYDRO LORD, but who's to blame her for underestimating her foes? She re-spawns immediately conscious.*

Tazz: Veloooooooooooooooooooo!

Do the thing! The thing where you make all the stars go 'You are mother-effing dead' and fire the time laser!

Author: That could have been put a lot more eloquently!

[Sir Sivelos]

*HYDRO LORD rises out of the water and fires more and more spears of ice at you all. It's quickly becoming a bullet hell.*

Hydro Lord: Freeze!

*SIVELOS melts them all with a FLASH FLARE.* No.

*HYDRO LORD's fire meter (how much fire he can take until he's decently weak) is around 25% full.*

[VeloJello]

*VELO rises up. The BIRD transforms into a GREAT CELESTIAL ROC, who raises its mighty wings as a shield. Before leaving, it reimbues VELO with the STAR MAGE powers she utilized during KING OF THE HILL. STARS fall down and put HYDRO LORD through a BULLET HELL of his own*

*Mushu voice* I LIIIIIVE!

[Sir Sivelos]

*HYDRO LORD shrugs it off. He outlevels Velo immensely, and throws an icicle spear down Velo's beak.*

*SIVELOS continues spamming fire attacks, whilst LC is doing the same.*

[VeloJello]

*The ICICLE hits nothing, for VELO has vanished to an unknown dimension. An OUT FOR LUNCH SIGN has been left behind.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Author: Velo the star mage...

Tazz: Silvy, she's on par with both of us, trust me on that much.

*Ominous gets out of the water and uses BULLET EARTH LV 9999! An absolute storm of stone rips itself from the walls and counteracts the bullet hell made by the HYDRO LORD!*

*Tazz uses UNIQUETECH: INFINITY LADLE! He summons an absolutely massive Ladle, then slices up the HYDRO LORD with it, however inexplicable it is to slice up someone with a LADLE.*

*Rebecca uses GRAND PYRO, LV. 9999! Her spear turns into an actual, if massive representation of the Pyro, if he were made of flames. He's so stupidly large that there is seriously no avoiding this. His flamethrower burns everything in the water, bringing the water level down by half!*

*Author uses LV. 9999 AERIAL ACE! Unmissing and undaunting, a series of ridiculous aerial manuvers are performed, confounding HYDRO LORD, before he closes in for a series of RIGHTEOUS SLASHES!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*HYDRO LORD is beginning to take some decent damage...*

*SIVELOS uses Level 9999 SACRED SWORD!!!*

*HYDRO LORD's fire meter is 57% full.