The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Ganyu]

((You could name it "The War of the Multiverse" or something xD))

Darn. *casts Shadowy Shroud; the Nebelgeist distorts into a massive fog bank that engulfs the entire party from Baal's view, making it harder for the swords to hit their mark*

*casts Demonic Bloodlust on everyone, giving them +2 offensive stat buffs!*

[Neo Emolga]

((I might make a variant of this kind of thing where you fight the big boss and their summoned henchmen with words. Basically, their HP is taken down by the number of words in each post (based on which baddie you're targeting). The only thing that defeats your character is... well, dropping out by your own accord. Other than that, everyone goes hog wild and sees if they can take down a boss with say 500K or maybe even possibly 1 million HP.))

*Surrounded by the LAW ENERGIES and overdriven by DEMONIC BLOODLUST, NEO EMOLGA enters OVERDRIVE STANCE! NEO EMOLGA's AGILTY and VIGOR have reached ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS!*

*NEO EMOLGA casts DIVINE SONG OF THE SERAPHIM on SIVELOS, surrounding his corpse with brilliant, holy light, raising him from the dead and increasing his VITALITY and CONSTITUION BEYOND ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS! SIVELOS can now take a M1A2 ABRAMS TANK SHELL to the FACE and wonder if it was a FLY THAT BUMPED INTO HIS NOSE!*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Or perhaps, "Total Shenanigans." *shot*))

((Also, that sounds pretty cool, Neo!))

*APOPH uses TRIUMVIRATE OF ARMS! Three figures appear around APOPH, vaguely humanoid in shape… All of a sudden, each of them sprouts numerous, countless weapons all over their bodies, and then let loose all of their firepower directly on BAAL!*

*Also, SIVELOS finally ressurects thanks to NEO's spell!*

I AM ALI- WOAH!

*SIVELOS barely dodges the SWORD ORBITER. He retorts with a barrage of SWORD BEAMS!*

[Wander]

*WANDER casts CALL OF CYGNUS on the party! Everyone's stats temporarily max out! This lasts for 5 turns.*

boom i did a thing

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I concur with that idea. Thing is, though, that might take a while. A long while.))

*APOPH flies backward and uses UNIQUETECH: WINGS OF RA, blasting BAAL with a maelstrom of elemental power. Obviously, APOPH takes advantage of the buff the attack receives whilst in his TRUE FORM (normally, the buff applies while in RA form, but since the TRUE form is a fusion of the RA and APOPHIS forms, this buff still applies).*

*SIVELOS's corpse gets hit by debris.*

*NIGHTMARE looks out the peepholes and attempts to inspect the surrounding area.*

*APOPH lands hard!*

*As mentioned, the area is sixty-by-sixty meters, marked by flags, though no indication of upwards dierction is made. The SWORD ORBITER's diameter is also sixty meters, meaning BAAL is in the dead center and the swords would barely touch the flags on the ground.*

((I might make a variant of this kind of thing where you fight the big boss and their summoned henchmen with words. Basically, their HP is taken down by the number of words in each post (based on which baddie you're targeting). The only thing that defeats your character is... well, dropping out by your own accord. Other than that, everyone goes hog wild and sees if they can take down a boss with say 500K or maybe even possibly 1 million HP.))

*Surrounded by the LAW ENERGIES and overdriven by DEMONIC BLOODLUST, NEO EMOLGA enters OVERDRIVE STANCE! NEO EMOLGA's AGILTY and VIGOR have reached ASTRONOMICAL LEVELS!*

*NEO EMOLGA casts DIVINE SONG OF THE SERAPHIM on SIVELOS, surrounding his corpse with brilliant, holy light, raising him from the dead and increasing his VITALITY and CONSTITUION BEYOND ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS! SIVELOS can now take a M1A2 ABRAMS TANK SHELL to the FACE and wonder if it was a FLY THAT BUMPED INTO HIS NOSE!*

((AS it happens, that idea was roughly similar to a REALLY SUCCESSFUL Idea I saw earlier, and basically my current plan, except replace 'Words' with 'Creativity.' And a few other things. I really need to cut down on my time consupmtion per day to do it, though...))

((Or perhaps, "Total Shenanigans." *shot*))

((Also, that sounds pretty cool, Neo!))

*APOPH uses TRIUMVIRATE OF ARMS! Three figures appear around APOPH, vaguely humanoid in shape… All of a sudden, each of them sprouts numerous, countless weapons all over their bodies, and then let loose all of their firepower directly on BAAL!*

*Also, SIVELOS finally ressurects thanks to NEO's spell!*

I AM ALI- WOAH!

*SIVELOS barely dodges the SWORD ORBITER. He retorts with a barrage of SWORD BEAMS!*

*Yet another styling of hits!*

*BAAL's SWORD ORBITER suddenly lurches, and ALL THE SWORDS rush in on you! NEO's defensive buff on SIVELOS is the only reason he's not dead, and he's very close to it-everyone else has their defensive barriers to thank for not getting scratched! You will need new barriers!*

*NIGHTMARE senses something off each time BAAL is hit...He can tell what his HP is, roughly. No exact numbers.*

*BAAL HP: 88%/100%*

((To get a good understanding: Each successful attack that isn't weak will deal about 2% damage, so you only need 50 hits. It'll be pretty long, but not extremely long. I'll be using this for BOSS HP from now on. It's not going to be terribly sophisticated.))

((CALL OF CYNGUS is a thing: WANDER is exhausted to hell, though. This because I was Ninja'd.))

[Rival Max]

Latio post in Yellow! Its been days!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Latio post in Yellow! Its been days!

VM me, I respond to those! Jeez.

[Rival Max]

As you are active here everyday, it seems like this is the best way to talk to you ;)

[Neo Emolga]

*NEO EMOLGA sees that SIVELOS is on the verge of death again!*

Neo Emolga: Yeah, definitely going to need more than just a band-aid to patch that mess up.

*NEO EMOLGA casts LIGHT OF DIVINITY on SIVELOS! SIVELOS is surrounded with a bright, holy and healing light, mending his lacerations instantly! SIVELOS's health is MAXED and now QUADRUPLED!*

[Ganyu]

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg*

*casts ETERNITY: ICICLE BARRAGE*