King of the Hill!

[Ganyu]

ERROR!!! DIMENSIONAL LOOP DOESN'T COMPUTE112@!341$5^1?20!! The fact that Saber and Lancer, in an effect clause of the timeline exists shows that my current timeline went through therefore DR PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES no longer exists as a clause ni the timeline. Really, Tazz, you need to improve your reality cleaning....tsk tsk. I correct you on your technical contradiction which is the mention of dive kicks in a context of drop kicks (both have different meanings you know and you didn't establish any correlation beforehand). While you scramble to fix the system loopholes in your DROPKICK TECH, I reclaim my hill with LOGIC +6 ENHANCEMENT OF DARK WIT.

[The-Hydra]

I buy a nearby tree. I wait until it grows so that it's shade covers the hill, And thus the hill is mine since it is covered in my shade.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

DR. PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES reappears since the logical contradiction was before DR. PEWH spontaneously decided to exist AND before you summoned anything...So again, you're still in deep conflict with the GIANT BLOB OF SENTIENT SODA that is a Raid Boss and his LEVEL 999 CAR KEY MINIGUN, now without either Saber or Lancer for backup. Way to go, champ.

As for TH, I set fire to his tree with my flamethrower (the technology, not the Pokemon move). As the tree is now on fire by my flamethrower, it is now my tree and henceforth my hill. Just to make sure, I use a 1-use squirt gun loaded with gasoline on TH to soak him with gas, then ignite it with the flamethrower. DR. PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES is still aggro'd by Ecrivain and never wanted the hill to begin with, so...

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

Error, the spontaneous existence of DR. PEWH still does not coincide with the summoning timeline of Saber and Lancer and no amount of arguing will change what has just happened and what you failed to prevent. That means to say you're still in your DROPKICK game with two of my bodyguards. Well, have fun in the playground, then.~ That means the tree is not yet burnt. But who cares? I uproot it and plant it on a boulder in the Bermuda Triangle. The Hydra then follows the tree, thinking it's where the hill is, but he is immediately arrested by whale aliens onsite for trespassing into incorporeal territory. (Hey I could try bailing you out but these spirits aren't as bright as me...)

MY HILL

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

DR. PEWH's expldoes from time-space error, meaning you are OHKO'd from the blast. Same with Saber and Lancer, though I'm out of the way. With that done, I reclaim the hill.

[Rival Max]

Watching from the distance I see the explosion knock Latio into a comma he would never wake up from.. Once I get close I can see he is dreaming.

I then buried him a live on the other side of the globe. In a box filled with steel spikes that would go right through his face if he woke up. Now that violent !

Yawn, My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I appear right in front of your face as you're yawning and trap you in the exact same box, as I never fell unconsious to begin with, as I never got caught in the blast. You're out of the way, so...

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Nope, Im still on the hill. The box was created by me and falls apart. I simply without trouble shove you off.

Ha, My Hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HAHAHAHA!!! IN YOUR FOOLISHNESS, YOU SHOVED NOT ME, BUT A SHOVE-ACTIVATED DUPLICATE MADE OF TNT!!!

The Duplicate explodes, knocking you to the South Pole and burning off all of your garments save a few. While you attempt survival in the South Pole in only your Underwear, I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Hahahaha your duplicate didnt touch me! It only messed with a hologram. I again easily without breaking a sweat knock you off the hill.

to easy. My Hill!