King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Again you swat a Duplicate!!

You then inexplicably get set on fire. We stare at each other confused for a minute until I announce you are on fire, then you justifiably freak out and attempt to head to the lake on top of a hill. I, being a Glass Cannon, take one good kick at your chest and send you flying to the Indian Ocean instead.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Again a Hologram. Boy you just love attacking nothing. You must love rolling off of this hill.

My Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I slap my face and keep the hill, as you clearly are just spamming holograms at me, which cannot claim the hill or knock me off of it in your steed, as they lack a conscious mind, which is a requirement. I laugh at the hologram's cocky 'attitude', prepare a devious countermeasure, and 'reclaim' the hill from you.

MY HILL!!!

[Dragon Master Mike]

I use a gigantic flying drill to land directly in the center of the top of the hill. It burrows into the earths core. Lava flows up the tunnel from the core and bathes the hill in lava. I then move in with a floating lava proof platform. My Hill.

[Sonic20]

I unclog the earth, draining all the magma.

I proceed to summon mother duck, who blasts a massive DIMENSION-BREAKING super beam at you, flashing rainbow colors as you are literally disintegrated into atoms and said atoms are shipped instantly to the hosPITol.

My hill.

[Ash K.]

I flood the hill with extreme amounts of freezing water, evaporating the lava and washing away your platform. I then ride in on my Lapras.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ask K. cannot possibly have the hill, as there is no Lava to wash away. As for S2...I'll do something simple. I use Lock-on so he can't dodge, then punch him through about a hundred planets or so. He's long gone, wherever he is now, so...

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

Oho hohoho.

That's what I want you to think. While you ponder how far I could have gone, I use chaos control and warp back, in a bush near the hill so you can't see me. Then, I ambush you, giving me the combat advantage, allowing me to move first.

"SUMMON: GEEZER"

A computer monitor appears out of nowhere, and flashes to life.

"Eh? Summoned. Well, I really-"

And then I hit him with the virus.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"

He proceeds to make the area around you look like contra, and you are shot by a soldier, instant kill. As you instantly respawn, I do a nut kick, crippling you and allowing me to use clothes beam, strapping rockets to every part of your clothing. You are blasted all around the galaxy.

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

You killed me, so everything afterwards is nullified by the fact that killing isn't allowed period! You facepalm! I proceed to use LV. 99 ANTIBLINDING ANTIMATTER!!

*ULTRA-EFFECTIVE!!*

*total damage: @#@$&%#*^%^%$#$%$###&!!! OHKO!!*

While you go to HosPITol, Geezer gets virus protection patched in, and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

I return from the hospital in 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 of a whatisthisidon'tevensecond

new record btw

and summon BOSHY!

he survives whatever bullet hell you have for him, and then proceeds to use swagger

while you are confused, i put on the boots of butt-kicking and do a super-drop kick through the galaxy bowl, scoring my team 10 points, securing the win

also i own the hill now and you're plummeting through endless space

have fun