King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Trust me, the UG itself confuses me, you're not alone. To put it into better perspective: The UG is TYPICALLY for dead people.

On THAT note, I plant the Yvetal Signal on top of my hill and light it up. Yvetal comes to abduct MichaelXD (as was his pastime previously), but sees nobody and thinks that, as you're right next to the Y-Signal, you're responsible for the prank. He Oblivion Wing's you out of the atmosphere and gives chase, while I get rid of the Y-Signal quickly (no longer needing it) and reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I summon Espurr, for it is more deadly with its psychic feline cuteness and it releases a psychic shockwave blasting everything on to the hill to at least 300 kilometres away. My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Except Darkrai, who is, being a Dark-Type, immune to those shenanigans. He punishes your choice in Pokemon greatly while I laugh at you. After he's done with Espurr, he positions himself in front of you so you can't see what's going on and launches a Dark Pulse at my Wobbuffet, who's using Mirror Coat-Darkrai gets out of the way, however, before the Mirror Coat works, thereby making the attack shoot backwards at YOU, and as Mirror Coated attacks can't miss...Well.

You're sent skyward, I re-obtain my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

The Dark Pulse goes through me because I'm not a Pokemon nor a ghost type and because your reality warping skills failed if they were used. I use a fairy, Florges, to purify everything and entrance the hill to be mine. My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I challenge you to an ASBL battle for the hill. Before you accept, you look at my stats. You decline and give me the hill once you realize I can easily out-power your Pokemon. 'Tis my hill now.

MY HILL!!!!

[Rival Max]

While you two are playing around with PXR I mess with the signal so that in order to get reception you must leave the hill and walk for months. In your preoccupied state you dont seem to notice that the hill is mine!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Once I finally decide that reception isn't getting any better, I rush back to the hill in five seconds, knocking you down off of it in my blind dash. Seeing nobody else on the hill, I claim it.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Before you rushed over I had carefully covered the hill in a tin sheet of ice. As you slide off down hill with no way of stopping. I with my specialized ice boots climb back to the top. Mine!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I come at you from above with the moon at mach speed.

Yes, THE moon.

You're OHKO'd by the impact of such a massive object, I thrust it upwards back into it's proper orbit, throw you to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville, and I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Just so happened the moon was made of cheese. When the moon I gathered the largest force or mice and rats the world had ever seen. They covered the whole planet. Once the crowds dispersed you were on the other end of the globe and I was standing firmly on the right hill...

And my hill!