King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I get Smaug to ally with me (somehow), and we raid the hill, using Smaug's secret trick to make sure that fire that he shoots at you is actually burning you and not deflected by psychic trickery or otherwise not harming you. I then kick you off the hill and claim it, while Smaug returns to the Lonely Mountain.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

You gave me a good idea. Using boiling hot gold I pour it all over Latio turning him into a frozen dead statue. Smaug being greedy comes back and takes the big gold bar to his mountain where he keeps the Latio statue under his left foot for the rest of time.

That wrapped up nicely.

My Hill

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

There's one flaw in your brilliant plan: Smaug notices the liquid gold and soaks you in it too, subjecting you to my fate, and burying you in his massive pile of coins. Before I'm buried under that same pile, however, I teleport out of the statue, and Smaug and I are on good terms, so he just ignores me and I get my hill back, 100% free of liquid gold.

MY HILL!!!

[Sonic20]

However, the boom's coming down!

Just as Smaug leaves, massive amounts of thunder strike him, and he's engulfed in rainbows. Then, the clouds shooting the lightning come closer to you, shoot one massive bolt in front of you, and disappear. Inside the electric wave was Rainbow Man! He shoots a massive, screen-wide laser that causes you to instantly die and lose a life, while Nail Man runs around the temporarily stunned Smaug, shooting razor-sharp nails into his hide that are barely able to get in. However, they all have an unnatural bend; They were platforms! Trinitro Man jumps in, sliding on them, utterly destroying Smaug's scales by blowing them into pieces, followed by Glue Man, who glues Smaug's feet to make a permanent trap, and finally, Jet Man takes advantage of the immobile dragon, and goes on a bombing run, destroying Smaug through the weaker hide underneath, practically assuring his demise. Rainbow Man, Nail Man, Trinitro Man, Glue Man, and Jet Man claim the hill as their own.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I re-spawn as Smaug is getting his a** owned, and leap in just after they claim the hill. I then utilize my dodging abilities to screw them over: I get Glue man to fire at Nail man's Nail gun, who finds it jammed as I start using him (yes, his body) to pummel Glue man. Then finding myself between Jet and Trinitro man, I springboard off of Glue man to leap out of the way as they blow up each other and Glue Man in a barrage of explosives from Jet and Trinitro. I finish it off with dealing with Rainbow Man by using Gravity to ground him firmly, then once he's vulnerable, I nail him with Nail Man, now in need of very serious repair. Unfortunately, Nail Man splits in two by the first hit. Fortunately, Oil man (randomly) comes in to soak Rainbow with oil and make his next attack set him on a lot of fire, which does him in...He kind of also tried to kill me, but I set him on fire as well with a Flamethrower.

OH! For some reason, Oil man had, slung on his shoulders, the robo-corpses of Comet Woman, Yo-Yo man, Tank Man, and Yoku Man, all of which were very much soaked in Oil...So there's all 9 of that set of Robo Masters, as well as Oil Man, gone. Not sure WHY he intervened, though. But who cares?!

MY HILL!!

[Sonic20]

Wily is really mad. Like seriously, I would use a certain word to describe him, but it wouldn't be very nice. He decides to influence the megaman unlimited reference even more by using Wily Mach-... Which one is it?... 10? 11? 52? Whatever it is, it looks something like this.



You would normally attack this and get it over with, but what's that? Your attacks don't even hurt the wily machine? Wily seems to have outdone himself for ONCE. He proceeds to open a shaft in the back, that shoot white blocks that distract you while your dodging, so that he can electrocute you. You undergo massive amounts of shock, pain, and then being smashed into tiny piece by the white blocks since you are paralyzed, and cannot move.

With you gone, Wily isn't taking any chances. He literally uses the blades on the front to DESTROY your lives bar, and go inside, and destroy the coding so you can't respawn. Next, he gets an army of mettool to build a skull fortress around the hill. There. This hill now belongs to the WILY EMPIRE.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I respawn, being a 100% organic and henceforth lacking coding to destroy and doubly so for destroying the only indicator of how much HP I have to the rest of the world (and not my actual HP), laughing at Dr. Wily for his massive stupid. He gets so riled up from my acid-tounged taunts he steps out of the cockpit of his invulnerable death machine just to strangle me himself. Albeit I am a Glass Cannon that makes Mega look a little bulky in comparison, and on equal level Wily could have actually done it, I'm so hideousley over-leveled that Dr. Wily didn't stand a 1/1000000th of a chance, and my counterattacking SLAP does him in. I proceed to dismantle the Wily Mach ??, his fortress, and this weird blue guy that tried to attack me while I dismantled the fortress, and then reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!

[Sonic20]

As you reach the room with the hill, something doesn't seem right as you begin to dismantle it. It might have something to do with the giant robotic eye looking down on you suspended on wires from the top of the room, or something els- actually, it's probably the former. You use your horrendously OP ultimate skills that is so hideously broken that if the developers tried to nerf it, it would crash their game. You watch as the eye literally absorbs it; The shatter into billions, trillions of glass pieces on the ground. Then, you notice the wires were connected to something else...

> Input Command "Inspect said something"

Upon examination, all you can get is it's some sort of capsule, literally right before it blows up in your face, almost melting the roof and walls around it into liquid in the process. What comes out is beyond you... Some sort of robot, wearing a grey suit of Armor that appears to have been hooked up to a sort of "life support" system falls onto the ground, looking dead. Why would a life support system even be needed on a robot? You ponder the question, oblivious to the fact it's actually getting up, and stares at you. It's eyes begin to flash to some shade of red, which is a bad thing.



It's walking towards you now, so a good idea would be to kill it. You fire your basic attack at it, when the prototype robot parries it. WITH HIS FINGER. USING 1 MANA. You begin to panic, because if that ultimate attack couldn't even be nerfed, this thing may as well have hacked itself into the game. It gets closer, and begins to dash. However, due to your amazing dodging skills, you do a hop, a skip, and a jump over him- Before the robot finishes with a leap, coming into contact with you, fist-first, doing an insanely powerful uppercut that would make the Shoryuken jealous. In this process, as you get ever loser to the ceiling, your body parts are literally ripped off, and your body itself is launched into outer space, with the help of you being trapped in Mother 3's "ABSOLOTELY SAFE CAPSULE". That's more than infinity years of eternal suffering right there. The prototype robot claims the hill, and gets another life support system before he dies.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I KIND OF LIKE YOUR SHORT STORY. (It's quite long for at thread like this, which I try to avoid, admittantly. :P)

However, there is a...couple of flaws: A, what I used on Mecha Sonic wasn't my ultimate, though it was close. And B, which is quite a bit more pressing, PARRYING COSTS STAMINA, NOT MANA!

Your short story explodes in your face-OK, I MADE it explode in your face, but SAME DIFFERENCE! It explodes in your face and you get hauled to HosPITol by the Nurses there for treatment for the new burns, while I get my hill back because the Life Support System the Robot needed was in the HosPITol as well.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

(Well if he parried with some magic, it consumes mana instead. :P)

After the short story explodes, I extract the little story fragments (and there are plenty of them, considering how large the short story was) and fused them together into an orb. Into the orb, I channeled some of my devious little maniacs, known as trick-spirits, that have their essences used as a catalyst. I then place several of these orbs all over the hill, where they go unnoticed because they're transparent and thus, nearly invisible. Besides why would you be looking at the soil, unless you're a mongrel sniffing for leftovers? :P When the time is right, which is a tough thing to wait for since it's always WRONG, I detonate the orbs, creating a multitude of story explosions and unleashing the trick-spirits who just fly all over the hill and terrorize anybody. The explosions and crazy ghosts injure you so severely, that I, out of courtesy, ship you to the HosPITol.

MY HILL.