Suddenly materializes back into normal form Saturday morning cartoon style and shakes off the excess soot.

I then summon the ARMY OF GIANT 1,000 FOOT TALL SUPER ZETA-ROBOTS and OBLITERATE THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ's army of GRAMMAR NAZIS via TOTAL CARNAGE STORM of incessant LASER EXPLOSIONS. The GRAMMAR NAZIS are defeated and NEO EMOLGA earns 14,320 experience points. NEO EMOLGA has leveled up and has learned TITANCRASH METEOR OF MAYHEM.

I then attack THE NONEXISTENT TAZZ by pulling an enormous SUPER SLAPPY HAPPY FRYING PAN the size of a passenger jet out of HAMMERSPACE and then proceed whack him repeatedly with it, reducing him to PANCAKE BOY STATE after a generous session of enthusiastic whacking. I then pick up said PANCAKE BOY and then toss him like a frisbee so hard and so fast that he enters the Z DIMENSION, where he is poked incessantly by kindergarteners, hamsters, and Johnny Depp dressed as a CATTLE RANCHER.

I reclaim the hill and do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight.