I change my name to Dawn and go on an epic Pokemon journey, culminating in the defeat of Team Galactic and my capture of Palkia. Having caught Palkia, I have it use its powers to separate the hill from your continent-weapon before wiping the latter from existence. Furthermore, Palkia encapsulates the hill, itself, and myself into a spatial bubble that may or may not actually exist in the real world. We enjoy tea and cookies in our new reality. The hill is now mine.