...Except the part where I pretend to be fooled, as your first suggestion was something I actually did have, so it tipped me off that something was wrong and allowed me to defend myself from influence. Once at the tire yard (going there only to fool you), I proceed to throw all of the tired-out tires at you. All on fire, of course. You didn't expect it at all, so you're sent cross-country by my Flaming Tire Barrage attack. Meanwhile, I teleport back to the hill, coincidentally scaring the ever-living c**p out of the Psychic you used with my sudden presence and absolutely absurd power level, and he flees, dropping anything he might have been using to amplify his abilities (I know you too well). After that event occured, I reclaimed my hill.

MY HILL!!!