Oho hohoho.

That's what I want you to think. While you ponder how far I could have gone, I use chaos control and warp back, in a bush near the hill so you can't see me. Then, I ambush you, giving me the combat advantage, allowing me to move first.

"SUMMON: GEEZER"

A computer monitor appears out of nowhere, and flashes to life.

"Eh? Summoned. Well, I really-"

And then I hit him with the virus.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"

He proceeds to make the area around you look like contra, and you are shot by a soldier, instant kill. As you instantly respawn, I do a nut kick, crippling you and allowing me to use clothes beam, strapping rockets to every part of your clothing. You are blasted all around the galaxy.

My hill.