I've had worse. :P

I wheel in Dimensional Teleportation Cannon, which I fire at your enormous throne. It immediately transports it to Dimension Zok, where it gets shrunk and compacted into a hard rubber ball and gets sold as a chew toy in a local PetSmart to a bulldog named Gruff.

I then attack you with CD Gun, which fires dozens of leftover AOL CDs. While you are stunned, I then cast magical spell GLOOF, which makes you square dance upside down while I have my Feral Pink Flamingos and Zombie Chorus attack you with donuts and hot dogs until you spontaneously combust and are wheeled back into HosPITal.

I take back my hill, my hammock, and enjoy a nice nap.

MY HILL!!!