LANGUAGES! YES!
Time to screw up some things...
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I use the powers of AMERICAN ENGLISH to skirt around the Impossible Conlangs, as ENGLISH is already impossible to figure out.
But i've heard it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

This allows me to carve my face into it once again.
YEY!

Oh, and English breaks your logic, so you just disintrgrate.