No! Not the children's litter box!

I take a really long shower and get my revenge on you by calling up all the Poison and Steel types I know, arm them with flaming flyswatters, and attack you and your fairy friends. The damage and mayhem is colossal. You have been rekt. We then rek your car, your 3DS, your bathroom, your spare underwear, your Pokémon plushie collection, your Facebook account, and your phone. We then throw a party while you and your Fae friends get carted off to HosPITal in the "Special Rekt Ward."

MY HILL!!!