Suddenly, a loud, booming voice cries out from the heavens:
"YOU, NEO EMOLGA, HAVE SINNED, FOR YOU HAVE HELD THE HILL FOR FAR TOO LONG... YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED."
You quickly recognise this voice as THE GOD OF TIME... Oh dear.
"I SUMMON MY SUBORDINATE, STEVEN_SIX, AND GRANT HIM A LESSER VERSION OF MY POWERS. THIS IS SUFFICENT PUNISHMENT."

"Hey, buddy!"

While you react, I freeze time, proceed to use a glitch in which frozen enemies essentially hold their damage for when they're unfrozen to take it all, and give you the violent knock-back of about 9999999990937t378twrowiuhfakhghjalskdhfuadgfalkhfl jERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR Damage.
This sends you into hyper-speed orbit, and you hit the speed of light squared.
Thus, you turn into a lightning bolt, trapped by momentum.

And then i happily take the hill for the glory of the Time God.