But... that... urf.

I quickly swing back around for the hill and bump the Time God on the nose, which reveals he is actually Almond Face the Imposter! I whack Almond Face with HAPPY HOPPY MALLET, dealing a total of <INFINITUM NUMBER> HP damage! Enemy Almond Face was defeated! Neo Emolga gains <INFINITUM NUMBER> EXP points! Neo Emolga is now level <INFINITUM NUMBER>!

I then use Panties! on you, which warps you to Dimensional Rift VXK-01S. The power of Panties! also causes you to be attacked by flaming donuts and carnivorous cactuses in this dimension of XNK-01S. The Donut/Cactus Alliance declares that your punishment for intrusion is that you are turned into a pink and purple guinea pig that has a severe, crippling addiction for paper towels and floral wallpaper.

I take back control of the hill and enjoy some iced tea in my tent of relaxation and happiness.

MY HILL!!!