King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

After a ridiculously epic quest of epicness, which involved:
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-every single f***ing character from Disgaea, generic or not, fused into some massive Disgaea...Thing...
-At least a million shocking plot twists
-cheese rolling
-Eon Sky
-somehow proving Chuck Norris is NOT invincible (it blew my MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!)
-learning how to do the flamingo with an octopus made of dynamite
- a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-becoming a Magical Girl of the most ridiculously OP order for a few weeks (Super weight scale on TvTropes said ERROR (of seven), then blew up reality...I fixed it!)
-killing approximately 1,843,234,789 Audino archers riding Bibarel riding a Panzer with a laser beam,
-a gun that shot Prinnies (Exploding Demon Knife-Nut Penguins who say 'dood' as an obligation to their role)
-Kyubey turning into that Android Mascot for 384 hours and 43 seconds
-a Dr. Pepper boss monster who had a car key minigun
-copious use of the power of Dry-Erase Markers to erase some existences and then some
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-the stealing of the ship of Flynn of Skylanders fame to cross an ocean of magma that wasn't in the Skylands at all
-a Elvis cloning machine
-weaponized Gatorade
-the single most epic moment involving animated gloves and chocolate bar wrapping of all time
-proving that cake is and is not a lie at the same time
-stealing Victiny's V-Wheel
-stealing things that shouldn't even be remotely possibl
-a popcorn pistol,
-a popcorn SMG
-a popcorn machine gun
-a popcorn minigun
-a popcorn sniper rifle
-a cornpop sniper rifle
-a popcorn bazooka
-a popcorn shotgun
-sealing a Divine Majin in my left-hand pinkey
-using the moe anthropomorphism of The XBOX 360 as a piece in a high-stakes game of microscopic checkers
-a rematch of said micriscopic chekers match
-me gaining an infinite amount of Mana through sheer existence
-making friends with Waterbenders on the NORTH Pole
-a really angry Mermaid Genie Robot Pirate Ninja Vampire Werewolf Wizard Warrior who eats bad cosplayers for breakfast and overly-large pencils for every other meal
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-using all of New Zealand as a low-rank weapon
-Playing this "Makai Wars" Game that everyone's freaking out about for some reason
-witnessing the birth of a carnivorous nuclear death monster who enjoyed classical music before I killed it
-Figuring out what's underneath Zer0's helm
-Abusing the Vegan Police
-Playing hopstoctch with my good old pal Necros for the title of Tin Pin Slammer champion of the Tri-State Area
-eating a Platapus foot
-Watching the 31st person I ever saw in life becoming a superhero themed around sneezes and good-looking hats
-donning a fireproof asbestos suit and burning people as the Pyro for both sides of this RED/BLU conflict because why not?
-Defeating Goldwynaut the Ninja Lich guy
-Eating Giovanni and becoming his Nidoking
-Eating Giovanni's Nidoqueen
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-way too much stuff to put in a list (what will get on here is about 1/1000000000000th of what was involved)
-3,944,572,460,825,825,715,115,087 people with spiky ears from this 'netherworld' place trying to take away the title of "Overlord," which I do not possess (or at least I am not aware of said possession), all of them now dead
-a Cthulu (or whatever his name is) cloning machine
-and a ridiculously hard quest of hardness that required ridiculously hard grinding of grinding...ness...To survive along with mind blowing tactics of the hyper-mind blowing variety

I come back and tell you this, and while I do so I remove the hill from the ground it lays on and put it in the North Pole, where MY Waterbending buddies are, and they shove you to the bottom of the pole, and shove a pole into your leg, while I have my hill.

MY HILL!!!