Poor, poor Latio/Latios, person that was not me. As Latio-Reol, Latio-Nytro, and as of right now The Nonexistent Tazz, I mourn for this person that was once named similarly. However, it turns out that I made an illusion of most of the events, and when he least expects it I slap Joseph across the face. He's so surprised by my appearance he faints, and falls off the hill. While he's unconscious, I kick the hill to Iceland, leaving Dredd a letter saying "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha NO." I reclaim the hill once I'm done kicking it to Iceland.

MY HILL!!!