King of the Hill!

[Dragotech]

As I fall in slow motion while observing the hilarious randomocity that is occurring I realize I am falling and bound my way up the tower and kick you to the moon for laughs. realizing I am the only one still on the hill I banish the Yogcast and reign over the hill.
My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

In attempting to banish the Yogscast, they banish you from the hill instead, because you're laughing so hard they misinterpret your command as a gruesome insult. Meanwhile, I suddenly jump down from the moon in a mighty leap, slashing you with the Infinity Ladle during the descent, knocking you to Nowhere-near-the-hill-ville, or what's left of it after Dawn/Velocity decided to destroy New Zealand...I reclaim my hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Rival Max]

Boom tidal wave destroys everything and everyone, especially Latio who was crushed into oblivion. Not even a single atom of Latios remained after the hit. Once the water clears a tribe of aqua people come up to the surface and allow me there new ruler and king to take over the hill.

Now its mine.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Poor, poor Latio/Latios, person that was not me. As Latio-Reol, Latio-Nytro, and as of right now The Nonexistent Tazz, I mourn for this person that was once named similarly. However, it turns out that I made an illusion of most of the events, and when he least expects it I slap Joseph across the face. He's so surprised by my appearance he faints, and falls off the hill. While he's unconscious, I kick the hill to Iceland, leaving Dredd a letter saying "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha NO." I reclaim the hill once I'm done kicking it to Iceland.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

I chant a long-winded garbled animal-sounding incantation made up of Latin, Irish, Korean, Icelandic, Greek and Urdu words that basically translate to: "This hill shall be mine."

And it is, naturally.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I interrupt your incantation with a single slash of my Infinity Ladle, sending you into the sun. Enjoy your stay in the sun, Fantome! I'll be taking this hill, which just so happens to be mine.

MY HILL!!!

[Ganyu]

You slashed me with nothing because a ladle can only scoop but besides that, it no longer exist (spatial distortion is fun). You may have the hill, as a zombie grunt while I am King!

Moi.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

That's OK...I've found the rank seven Ultra-Sized Ax anyways. BUUUUUUUTTTTTTT...First, I introduce you to my fist.

I proceed to punch you so hard that you turn into a black hole and explode, destroying the universe, except...The Universe. However you'll wrap your mind around that one is beyond me, but either way, I now have complete hill-owning authority with you kind of...Wherever you are...Definitely not on earth.

MY HILL!!!

[ShadowJay]

While we are all introducing ourselves....

Meet my fist Tazz! *punches Tazz down the hill, possible into lava that it placed below*

My hill.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I introduce the Rank 7 (of 40) Ultra-Sized Ax: THE ENTIERTY OF JAPAN!!!

I swing Japan at you, and you're sent to some non-definite area of Korea that could be South or North. Also, I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!