The HosPITol is the ONLY Hospital! All branches of all Hospitals in the world are part of the HosPITol, or at least all the good ones are.

Anyways, you're attacked by Monoeyes with their life-sucking tentacles that you probably didn't even know they had. Being minions of the Underworld's personal Army, not even a phantom such as yourself (lacking existence) can escape their grip, but lacking a living body to suck life from, the Monoeyes merely abduct you instead. While you're fighting back against them, I get healed of my burns and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!