King of the Hill!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...I realize that the above statement is impossible: If you measure time in units that small, then your measure of time must either be really slow in comparison to mine, implying that you either have super speed and see everything really slowly as a result (because it took weeks from my POV, so it must have felt like YEARS), or you are seeing things so fast that I would be several times faster than you and able to stop your attempt immediately.

Whether or not that is a logical paradox is IRRELEVEVANT! I use Confusion, which, bolstered by my confused state (but not the 'hurt itself in it's confusion' kind of confusion), blows apart the abandoned ship, and everything in the attacks way for...A really really long way. That wound up including you, but not the hill. You find yourself lost and alone in some weird place, I find myself atop a hill, which is mine.

MY HILL!!!