My substitute practically rams into you as it tries to intercept the attack. It reveals you, and I promptly smash you with a 2 by 4 that was conveniently lying around. I then throw it at you as you're sent tumbling downhill, and some bald kid, yelling "PLANK!!" in a watermelon helmet of some sorts comes in and starts doing a very nasty job in brutally pummeling your lights out. While I watch, I reclaim the hill.

Kudos for whoever gets the reference.

MY HILL!!!