I come out, flying samus's ship, and proceed to shoot you both right in whatever part of the body you would like to be shot in least. Next, I proceed to land on you two as you run around in pain, and then I mop up your flattened remains and toss them into a landfill that goes so deep it is one mile away from the center of planet earth. I claim the hill and buy ownership for a year, during that time I carefully hide it on another planet, inside of a intergalactic themepark, where no-one will ever know where it is. I'll call this themepark: Video-Game Land.

My hidden hill.