I use LV. 99 DESKUNKING POWERS: SKUNPOCALYPSE. All Skunks are utterly annihilated, as well as that nasty stench of theirs. I kick you off the hill, out of the earth's atmosphere, and into the moon of Charon, where the Charon Aliens imprison you for landing in their fountain for 1999 YEAR(S) and 11 MONTH(S). I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!!