From within the MIGHTY INTESTINES of GG, the GIANT CAKE MONSTER bleeds out JOCOSE HONEY, enough to completely fill the TECTON HIVE and create all eight IMPETUS COMBS. I quickly reality-warp in a LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT and make sure that the GIANT CAKE MONSTER'S SUCKLE RECEPTACLE is eight times the typical size. I then order that ALL EIGHT of the IMPETUS COMBS are used on the GIANT CAKE MONSTER, to use the single most powerful SEPULCHRITUDE ever conceived.
Unfortunately, he lacks the required SQUID PRO QUO INK to properly initiate the SEPULCHRITUDE period, so he just explodes in a mighty burst of PURE PULCHRITUDE that echos across the multiverse and probably could be felt across several F&G threads, utterly annihilating GG. With him gone (and me safe from the blast due to the GIANT CAKE MONSTER's allegiance to me), I reclaim the hill.



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