I summon a Magicarp, who jumps to a puddle near the hill. It continuously splashes you to the point where you get so annoyed, you run over to punt it out of the puddle when it evolves into an Gyrados and uses hyper beam on you. I put your fried body in a remote control car I enlarged, take the hill, and send you to the hosPITol.

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!