The Last Poster Wins! [v16]

[Neo Emolga]

Pft, nuclear tacos. They've got nothing on my Blitzkrieg Burritos.

(Good luck in your job search also. It's rough but any company would be lucky to have a fun and cool guy like you.)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Oh, these are no REGULAR Nuclear Tacos, dear misguided Neo Emolga...These tacos, THESE FINE SPECIMENS, they are none other than the fabled NUCLEAR QUESTGIVING TACOS OF QUESTGIVING PLUS TWENTY SEVEN!!! THEY SHALL SET UPON YOU THE SIX DEADLY PLAGUES OF QUESTING: REPETITION, IRRELEVANCE, DIFFICULTY, LACK OF GUIDANCE, LACK OF REWARD, AND EXCESS OF TIME!!!

WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Neo Emolga]

Ha! Bring it on! I've wasted hundreds of hours and hundreds of dollars on World of Warcraft, so I'm ready!

(Besides, I could really use some excess of time anyway. XD)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...OK then.

NUCLEAR QUESTGIVING TACO APPROACHES!

NUCLEAR QUESTGIVING TACO GIVES NEO EMOLGA A 20-PART QUEST! +27 TO QUESTGIVING!

PART ONE: YE ARE ACCOSTED BY A MOB OF EASILY MURDERED MONSTERS, SUPPOSEDLY. YOU DOUBT THEY WILL BE OF ANY TROUBLE WHATSOEVER. YE ARE TO MURDER EXACTLY THREE, AND THREE IS THE NUMBER OF MURDER. YE SHALL NOT ADD AN EXTRA NUMBER AND THUS MAKE FOUR, OR IGNORE THE PROPER END AND COUNT TWO. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT.

WHAT WILL YE DO?!

[Neo Emolga]

Easy. Holy hand grenade away!

(I'd be forever SHAMED if I didn't pick up on that reference!)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YE ARE A FOOL, FOR THESE BEASTS ARE NOT FOWL RODENTS. THEY ARE FOWL LAGOMORPHS AIDED BY EQUALLY FOUL CANINES, BOTH OF WHO ARE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, BOTH OF WHO WIELD GUNS, AND BOTH OF WHO ALSO WIELD THE POWER TO IGNORE HOLY DAMAGE. THEY PROCEED TO DO SO AND FACETANK THE HOLY HAND GRENADE. HOWEVER, DUE TO YOUR REFERENCE, EXACTLY THREE LAGOMORPHS DIE OF REFERENCE DAMAGE AND YE PASS. EVERYONE ELSE SHOOTS YOU TO THE SECOND TRIAL. WITH BULLETS.

THE QUEST FEELS THE NEED TO ALLOT YOU ONE (1) FULL HEAL TO USE AT ANY TIME. YOU CANNOT EARN MORE THROUGH ANY MEANS.

YE ARE NOW ACCOSTED BY A DEADLY DEATHTRAP, CONSISTING OF A SERIES OF DEADLY BLADE PENDULUMS DRIPPING WITH WHITE-HOT POISON THAT WILL KILL YOU ON CONTACT. THIS DEATHTRAP IS UPON A THIN AND WEAK ROPE OVER A PIT OF CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE, THE MOST FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MANKIND.

YE INSPECT YOURSELF AND FIND THYSELF TO NOT BE FIREPROOF NOR CAPABLE OF FLIGHT DUE TO AN IRON BALL CHAINED TO YOUR PERSON. THE HIGHLY-FLAMMABLE CHLROINE TRIFLUORIDE WILL INSTANTLY KILL YE SHOULD YE FALL INTO IT. YE TASK IS TO MAKE IT OUT WITHOUT HORRIBLY DYING TO CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE. SIMPLE IN ONE SENSE AT LEAST.

WHAT WILL YE DO?

[Chakramaster]

I'm not a World of Warcraftie, but I have played Vindictus for years and Final Fantasy 14 for more than a year now. There was another called RFOnline, but it got shut down and picked up by another company a few years later only to have me have to restart each time....so it got boring restarting each time. Luckily I won a contest the last time and they offered me a lvl 50 character with v50 gear, all stats maxed for being able to use those types of weapons, and all skills at a GM level. Even now it still sits there weaker than most players now cause the leveling system sucks.

And lol at the Holy hand grenade there Neo.

[Wander]

yo man i heard there were free tacos here and i came to get some

because tacos are friggin awesome

ESPECIALLY when theyre free

now where they at fam

[Chakramaster]

Not that big of a taco person myself. They're good at most places, but they're alright.

[Neo Emolga]

I start THINKING WITH PORTALS and use a Portal Gun to escape the deathtrap. Maybe I'll book a vacation to Maui, Hawaii while I'm at it.

I promise, there will be cake this time!