A SUDDEN BATCH OF BANDITS APPEAR AND SHOVE YE OFF THE PLATFORM FOR DOING NOTHING. YE FALL INTO THE CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE AND HORRIBLY DIE.

CRANKY KONG, RESIDENT MASTER OF ALL VIDEOGAMES AND DEITY OF VIDEOGAME ADVICE, MEETS YE IN THE GRAVE AND COMMENDS THEE WITH HIS LEGENDARY ADVICE.

Cranky's Advice: "git gud"

YE HAVE BEEN ADVISED.

GAME OVER.

NEO EMOLGA WAS SLAIN BY WAY OF NUCLEAR QUESTGIVING TACO.