The Last Poster Wins! [v16]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I raise you...Gandalf the Grey, And Gandalf the White, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, And Benito Mussolini, And the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, And Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, And Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, And Hulk Hogan.

EAT IT.

[Sir Sivelos]

What is even happening in the insane world.

[Neo Emolga]

You haven't seen THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!? Le gasp.

And Tazz, well played, good sir, well played.

[Chakramaster]

Tis dark magic afoot

[Neo Emolga]

No, the GAME is afoot, my dear Watson.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AM VICTORIOUS. GRANTED THIS MEANS NOTHING, AS CHUCK NORRIS WAS CRANKY KONG'S DISCIPLE ANYWAYS. THEY WOULD NEVER ATTACK EACH OTHER.

...WHY AM I STILL DOING ALLCAPS.

[Sir Sivelos]

Dude, I don't even know, I've been inactive for like the past month...

I need to get caught up!

[Neo Emolga]

I AM VICTORIOUS. GRANTED THIS MEANS NOTHING, AS CHUCK NORRIS WAS CRANKY KONG'S DISCIPLE ANYWAYS. THEY WOULD NEVER ATTACK EACH OTHER.

...WHY AM I STILL DOING ALLCAPS.

YOU CRAVE ATTENTION.

And you're so cute, thinking you won.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I won that pointless diversion. Now the real game begins, the real game that, last time it got serious, spawned the AntIvOId game.

[Chakramaster]

Diversion? I see none. Only fruitless attempts to win and unwinnable game.