Quote Originally Posted by The Nonexistent Tazz View Post
You could force him into a white dress at some point, and dye his hair green, as part of some elaborate scheme involving crossdressing. Or turn him INTO a Gardevoir at some point, just to make it blatantly(/hilariously) clear.

Yes, people HAVE turned into Pokemon on rare occasions in GCeA, at least the original.
Well. We don't need Jonathan to commit a murder. In broad daylight, anyway.