Jonathan Bradshaw - Cinccino
The Food Court
Affected RPers: @Noblejanobii (Sloane)

Food... food... food... I used another exit door, opening and closing it again and again to cycle through next room options. Definitely not the creepy doll factory, nope on the garbage dump, still no on the room filled with rubber balls, but when the door opened up into a food court, I figured that was perfect. Sonya's days of being an idiotic sock puppet would soon be over!

...She just had to hope it wouldn't be something even worse....

I carried Sonya into the large food court, which seemed fairly normal, save for the fact that the places to eat had strange names and logos for places like Haxy Snax, 1974, The Quadratic Formula, and Spanky's. Well, we sure didn't have to worry about finding a place to sit down. Everything was empty except for... a human!?

"Whoa, look at that!" I told Sonya, seeing a human wearing a black shirt, blue jeans and with what looked to be... wow, was that a Shaymin? "She must have just gotten here!"

"Please, I hate being like this!" Sonya shouted. "I don't care what I get changed into, just let me eat something!"

"Okay, okay," I assured Sonya, quickly turning toward the human and calling out to her. "Hey, miss, hold on for a second! I mean... don't go anywhere, I'll be with you in a moment!"

I wanted to help Sonya but if that human had a permanent marker or just some kind of writing tool, it would be a godsend for my graffiti plan. Meanwhile, that girl must have thought this was absolutely insane. Here I was, a fluffy Cinccino, shouting nonsense to her while carrying around a dumb, blue sock puppet like it was my best friend. Whatever, Sonya needed serious help, and fast.

I decided to go with Spanky's first. It didn't take long until I found a can full of... Super Sappy Pop Cola. Good lord, I had no aspiration to mess with stuff that had a name like that. I cracked it open, and fed it to Sonya. Or at least I thought I did by dumping it down her... "mouth." Once she got a good guzzle of it, I let her go and hoped something good would come out of it.

She then began to change, growing bigger, still blue for some reason before getting some green lily pad thing on her head, eventually morphing into what looked like... a Lotad.

"Oh, it worked..." Sonya muttered, a bit shocked she was actually capable of drinking as a sock puppet. "But..."

"But what?" I asked, thinking she should have been elated.

"Oh, let me try something else," she sighed. "Lotads are kind of ugly and weird. I want to be something cute like you!"

She had to be kidding. If she was really going to make me do this, I was going to...

...and then I came up with a brilliant idea!

"Hey, hey miss!" I shouted to the Shaymin girl with the blue jeans, trying to look as absolutely adorable as a Cinccino ever could. "Would you happen to have a pen or marker? You know, one from the real world that doesn't do stupid stuff like the ones in this psychotic wonderland do? We're going to write down what everything in this food court changes people into, so everyone can pick something nice and avoid the nasty stuff!"

Oh, it was brilliant! Maybe the cute looks and charm would actually be useful this time!