Jonathan Bradshaw - Cinccino
The Food Court
Affected RPers: @Noblejanobii

Bless this girl, she just gave me the keys to help us all get out of this stupid place!

"This is fantastic!" I told the Shaymin girl, avidly admiring the pen, marker, and pad of paper. "Thanks a million, miss!"

Man, I never thought I'd be overjoyed to have just an ordinary pen, marker, and paper. Now this stuff was pure, it wasn't like any of those screwy pens and paper that were found laying around here that would suddenly turn into a kazoo or suddenly start hopping away. Now, I had to make absolutely sure I didn't lose these, because I really didn't think I'd get another set.

"Oh, by the way, my name's Jonathan," I bowed and introduced myself to the Shaymin girl, figuring she might want to know why this random plushy Cinccino was asking her for this stuff in the first place. "I've been stuck in this Trick House cesspool for about a month, and poor Sonya over there has been stuck down here for about five months. What I'm going to do with these is write on the walls, floors, and cabinets to let everyone know what doors lead to what rooms and what each of these weird foods and drinks do to people so this is no longer a stupid guessing game! I'm hoping by mapping out this whole zoo, we all might find the escape door if we work together to cover all the areas."

But... that didn't mean it wasn't going to be a lot work writing stuff down constantly. Still, I could definitely give up being lazy to get this done. I already knew this place was huge from the one month I've been wandering around. I was still coming across new places, but I did run into a few places I had seen before. I was hoping this would crack the logic behind this stupid place and give us some sense of direction. And thanks to these being real pens, markers, and paper, they couldn't be affected by the nonsense.

"Now then, I have to get back to Sonya," I told the Shaymin girl, bowing to her and really appreciating these. "She doesn't like being stuck as a Lotad either, it seems, but while she tries out everything in this whole food court, I'll write down what it all does. But really, I appreciate this a lot, miss!"

I thought it was a bit silly for Sonya to be unhappy as a Lotad, but then again Lotads needed water or they'd dry up. And it was probably best she stayed out of anything that "looked" like water.