Jonathan Bradshaw - Cinccino with butterfly wings
The Food Court
Affected Roleplayers: @Noblejanobii

So far, the yellow muffins were the only things worth keeping. I really wanted to try flying with these wings, but Sonya was being too fussy over the Foongus. So, the next item in the cabinet was a red and green juice box called "Wonder Juice," made with 100% juice from Nupa Berries and Moonfruit... whatever the hell those were. I guess I wasn't too surprised seeing there was no Nutrition Facts label on the back.

"Here you go, try this," I told Sonya, handing her one of the juice boxes.

She quickly grabbed it, stuffed in the straw, and began drinking. Meanwhile, I got the marker ready. Long and behold, she transformed again, turning all red and rubbery and round, transforming her into a large, red rubber ball with a face this time.

"I know, I know, I'll get you something else, don't even bother asking," I sighed to Sonya, knowing we might have to move onto the next food station soon. And on the cabinet, I wrote:

Wonder Juice = Big, red, rubber ball with your face. Don't drink.

I then fed her a small apple pie turnover, having to practically toss the whole thing into her red, rubbery mouth. And all that did was turn her from a red ball into a blue ball.

Apple pie turnover = Makes you blue, keeps form.

"Nooo...!" She complained, really disliking this form. "Jonathan... help.... meeee..."

And last in the cabinet was a few boxes of pink and white cupcakes. So, I pulled out one of those, and fed it to her. She totally changed from a clunky blue rubber ball and transformed into a fiery fire and fighting Infernape, which I had to say, was a heck of an improvement!

"Oh, I... I wasn't expecting this," She said, looking at her blue hands.

And so, I wrote on the box of cupcakes and on the cabinet:

Pink and white cupcakes = Infernape.

"There, that's not so bad," I told her with a smile, thinking she could do pretty well with that.

"Oh, but I... wanted something cute like yours," Sonya told me, looking like she still wasn't satisfied.

"What!?" I exclaimed, thinking an Infernape was totally fine. "Oh, come on, that's the best one you've had so far!"

How could she possibly complain about this one now? But whatever, if she wanted to sample everything from the entire blasted food court, she could go right ahead. I imagined she must have been starving and recording what all this junk did would be helpful for everyone else that stumbled into this joint. Already they would know to avoid those horrible blue donuts and the Wonder Juice like it was Satan spit.

"Bruyverne! Help me out!"

I suddenly heard Sloane's voice calling out, and I quickly turned around and tried to get to her to see what the panic was about. I saw for some weird reason, some of the panels in the floor around the seating area of the food court had given way and a hole had opened up, trying to suck her into it while she was holding on for dear life.

"Hang on!" I called out to her, trying to help Bruyverne the Noivern save Sloane from falling into the hole below.

I tried to fly to her, fluttering my new butterfly wings as quickly as I could to build up speed and momentum, but I obviously wasn't too used to flying with these wings and I only maybe got about ten feet in the air before landing splat on my face. Thankfully, Bruyverne was able to save her. The purple and black dragon managed to prevent her from falling into the hole and put her back besides her Shaymin, but she still seemed very distraught.

"You guys... okay?" I asked, wondering if anyone was hurt. "What pray tell happened?"

Could have been anything thanks to this screwy place, but I figured I'd at least see if I could lend a hand.