Jonathan Bradshaw - Cinccino with butterfly wings
The Food Court
Affected Roleplayers: @Noblejanobii

So Odessa is a Mawile with a Mawilite collar. I would definitely be on the lookout for her and I truly hoped one of us would find her soon safe and sound. Sloane seemed a little somber, and rightfully so, but it seemed like me just being there for her meant a lot. I mean hey, she provided these extremely helpful writing tools and paper. I owed her a favor for this!

But.. Sonya had to butt in because she absolutely had to be something cute. She was kind of getting annoying, but she was pretty instrumental in figuring out what all these weird foods did. I wrote on the cabinet:

"These crackers turn you into a green, ugly, ceramic clown head. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!"

"Please, this is the worst one ever!" Sonya screamed to the high heavens.

"For pete's sake, girl, relax," I told her, thinking she could have waited a bit for Sloane and I to finish our meaningful conversation before pigging out again.

Okay, so after searching around, I found some white chocolate drops for her in a whole variety of shapes like stars, hearts, clovers, and whatever. I swore, it seemed like 99% of the stuff here was candy or dessert, which was really odd for a food court. In any case, I fed a few to Sonya the clown head and awaited the results.

Well, she transformed from a clown head into... a Galvantula. I didn't even wait for the giant yellow spider transformation to finish before noting it down on the cabinet and picking something else out.

"AAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!" Sonya screamed. "NNOOOOO!!!"

"I'm working on it!" I shouted back to her.

Geez, she looked at me with a horrified look in her eyes like I should have known chocolate drops would turn her into that. So, I tried with some sugar-coated candy balls from another box. No dice, that just made her a green Galvantula instead and replaced her eight legs with tentacles. Definitely noted that on the cabinet as a "do not touch." Then I had her try some sugar wafers. Nah, that just put a bunch of ugly-looking spikes on her Galvantula back. But I noted that on the cabinet as well in case someone actually wanted something like that.

"I'M A FREEEEAAAK!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

Well, at least she wasn't going hungry.

"Back to Lotad?" I asked, almost laughing at all of this. Hey, it was still better than the sock puppet and the clown head.

"Just... try something else!" She screamed.

So I tried feeding her flavored sugar from a pixy stix. That just turned her into a Gigalith, which was an improvement, but of course a rocky, spiky Pokémon obviously didn't fall under the "cute category." But, I noted that on the cabinet.

"WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SAVE ONE OF THOSE CINNAMON BUNS!?" She shouted.

"Hey, ha, ha, I'm trying!" I started laughing. "But the... your face is.. ha, ha, it's... making me laugh!"

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" She barked at me.

Alright, I just tried to suppress the giggles and grabbed the last of the snacks from Quadratic Formula's cabinets. Hey, she had Infernape at one point and she blew that, so I didn't feel that sorry for her. I then grabbed a box of sugar cookies with rainbow sprinkles. Well, at this point, it was anyone's guess as to what these did.

So, I popped one in her Gigalith mouth and stepped away. Well, that one just made her all yellow and gooey. But hey, we were making great progress on finding out what these all did...

and that people should know to stay FAR away from most of these...!