Joarro Louis Jozander
Hall of Faces > Entering the Ruined Dungeon

"As bizarre as this room is...its even more bizarre that food is not in my stomach"

I went to reach for my bag only to realize that i left it in the lobby. This is not good...if i continue to hunger then ill lose control of myself. I should leave this place and find some food. Time has passed and i find my self staring at a face in frustration.

"hello random face on the wall. would u happen to know how to get out of here?"

"...."

"of course you dont" i sighed.

At that moment the face cracked and then faded away. What could this mean? could it be a sign?....or a trick..?

"how rude!" I murmured.

Perhaps these rooms dont all have chutes to go from one room to the other...no...perhaps we must trick our way out?

"HAHAHAHA, i have just the trick too!"


I made my way to a part of the wall without faces. I took a deep breath. Readied my stance. Braced myself. I fired of a single fist with all my force. With succession i was able to break down the wall. With the dust restricting sight a silhouette of a room can be seen.

"I was right! now time to punch my way threw this stupid place."

I progressed past the dust and into a ruined dungeon, like a bomb went off in this dungeon. Wouldn't that be typical though..to be in a poor condition? I continued to ponder about it as i made my way. It's much bigger then the last room and a bit brighter as well.

*GRRRRRRRRUMBLE*

The sound of hunger radiated throughout the dungeon. It was then that i realized that i was not alone in the room. The sound was loud enough to awaken those that lied dormant. The darker reaches began to glow in what resembled the shape of eyes.

"It seems im surrounded. This isn't good. With my hunger...any hostility will tip me over the edge. Ill lose control of myself."

At that moment an aroma had made its way to my scene of smell.

"I must eat!"

All the glowing eyes had caught on to my motive and started screeching as if they were communicating. My eyes searched for anything that resembled food and nothing else. The dormant creatures all moved towards the far back of the dungeon. They must be heading towards the food. Thats what my nose is telling me.

" It is my hunger that will be satisfied!"

I dashed towards them with no remorse and full force. The creatures finally conveyed themselves but i did not take notice. The creatures had spoke but i did not take notice. The creatures in joint effort had tried to stop me but i did not stop.

The aroma that had squeezed through my nostrils to my brain and had rooted itself claiming full possession of my body had only stood was only a few strides away. Persistent and strong in numbers were these creatures. Every inch of my body was covered by there abnormally small size.

"AHHhhhh....there so many..like a hundred of them...and....soo small....." As i turned my head back to goal and continued.

"pwease stup!" one of them shouted.

"pwease stup!" two of them shouted.
"pwease stup!" four of them shouted.
"pwease stup!" eight of them shouted.
"pwease stup!" twenty of them shouted.
"pwease stup!" forty of them shouted.
"pwease stup!" one hundred of them shouted.


"What the hell is 'pweease stup"! your evil tricks will not work on me! I will eat this deliciously looking 3 stacked burger and break your tricks!" i shouted in response.

My body was then fully covered by them. As i fell to the ground in failure my life had flashed before me.

Is this the end?! (I raised my head.)
Will i never cut hair again?!! (raised one knee)
What will the old man think?!!! (raised the other knee)
What about Scyther?!!!! (begin crawling)
.. (moving closer)
.... (closer)
....... (Closer!)
.......... (CLOSER!)

"What about that burger!? it would be a sin to leave it uneaten!!!!! I screamed out loud.

I raised the burger over my head brushing off the creatures. With the strength in my legs i spring off my knees and land on my feet. I then take a bite out of the burger.


"YESSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss!....


actually it could use some hot sauce."