*Covers face out of humiliation.* D:

[Neo Emolga]

Ho boy... alright, I guess I'll share since everyone else is doing it.

Back in college, I literally crapped my pants just seconds after rushing to reach the restroom (I would have made it with just another minute). Yep, I didn't make it, and I had a business law class I had to attend in just ten minutes (and I was a freshman, so I was so paranoid of failing classes). So, I just stuffed a freaking bird's nest worth of toilet paper in my pants, hoped and prayed, and sat through the entire class hoping no one would suspect a thing.

Nah, someone complained about the smell, but I tried to act nonchalant about it. Thinking back, I really should have just skipped that class for the day, email the professor that I wasn't feeling well, and just ask for what was covered in class that day and play catch up. Ah well...