All right, since everyone else is going to the more… embarrassing embarrassments rather than funny like I was going for, I guess I could pull out a different one. Hm… lets see…

First one that jumps to mind is when I was in K-5. There was this kid, John Walker. He was two grades ahead of me and was so obsessed with… well I really don't know what but long story short he convinced the entire school I was madly in love with him. So, one day he and his posse were messing around with me and ended up trying to pants me. Problem was, they didn't just grab my pants. Yeah you see where this is going. Fun fact though, I wasn't completely potty trained at the time. I had issues as a kid so they got me a medical notice that allowed me to wear diapers to school. It was a well kept secret amongst the teachers and such but when I got pants and such… well they saw the diaper and didn't let me live it down for the longest time.

Next up Is fourth grade. So, as fourth graders, we get assigned the job of hanging up and taking down the flag everyday. I actually hung it upside down once by accident which resulted in a bunch of emergency services coming to the school (upside down flag means SOS) and while that was embarrassing it wasn't that bad. This story takes place shortly there are. So my partner to help me take it down is names Sydney and she's like BFFs with this girl named Chloe. Now, Sydney and Chloe had actually started to drift apart at this time over one issue, me. Sydney really started to like me and Chloe hated me (to this day I haven't the foggiest idea why). At the time though, I didn't know this and thought they both liked me, so when Chloe asked me if I wanted to play a game with Sydney, I was all for it. It didn't end well. We ended up blocking Sydney from getting back into the classroom and I accidentally shut her fingers in the door. I was sentenced to be her servant until her hand was better again. Sydney forgave me but I still regret the whole incident to this day.

Next incident is similar to Neo's. I can't remember exactly when this was, but I know it was after Super Smash Bros Brawl and the first Percy Jackson movie came out. So, I was in Tennessee with a bunch of my cousins and we had gone to the pool. My stomach had not been doing well all day but I didn't want to not play with my cousins because of that. So we continued to play in the pool until I suddenly knew I couldn't hold it. So I excused myself and went to go use the bathroom. Problem is, the cabin only has one bathroom per floor. I went to the first floor bathroom and my aunt said "dad is in there". What she meant was, MY dad was in there, and had I realized that this whole thing could have been avoided. What I thought she meant was HER dad was in their, my grandfather and I wasn't about to barge in on that. So I turned and started to run upstairs except I didn't make it. I just diarrheaed in my swimsuit while climbing the stairs. I did my best to hide it by hiding out in my cabin room until my dad came back, which resulted in my finding out it was him not my Pop that was in the bathroom but it was just really embarrassing.

Finally, my infamous knee break fiasco. I'm actually not sure I've told this story on here but any time someone asks me "How'd you dislocate your kneecap?" and I tell this story, they laugh. It's even worse when they know I played basketball at the time. Long story short, I was at a school function in the capital of our state about an hour from where I lived. The Saturday before we leave said function the function always puts on a big party. So, I was getting it on at the party and enjoying myself when a slow dance came on, so I went out to get some water. Well, one thing to note about these dances is they always cost money and there's always people who don't know this so they have to stay outside the dance. So they wanted to know what all the hullabaloo was about. I go to show them the dance moves I had been busting on the dance floor and next thing I know I'm staring at the ceiling. The story goes that I popped my kneecap out of place, causing me to fall and hit the floor so hard that it both put the kneecap back in place and knocked me unconscious the same time. It took the ambulance over an hour to get to the hotel we were at, the supervisor for my school (it was his first year, poor man) was trying not to freak out but he was doing so terribly, and I had people continually come to try and give me words of encouragement. I got called bi-polar by the EMS guy and, while I know it's procedural, asking me if there's even a possibility of my being pregnant in front of my male supervisor was nothing short of top notch embarrassment for me.