Yowch, these are all pretty funny. xD

I don't really have a whole tonne (I do nothing exciting) but I do have this one from Primary School. I would have been maybe seven or eight? I'm not quite sure. Anyway, there was this TERRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE kid in our school called Hayley. She was the brattiest kid I have ever seen in my life. Mind you, she was about eight or so, too. She just did NOT know how to behave. I seriously have no idea how she was not permanently grounded. She would never do the school work, never listen to the teachers, always screamed and threw tantrums, hit the teachers, and bullied the kids.

So this one day I was playing with my friends on the 'Big Green Slide', as we called it. And I was at the top of said slide ready to race to the bottom. Thing is, Hayley had somehow come up behind me fairly silently - I have no idea how that happened - and while I was standing at the top of the slide she yanked my shorts down, underwear and all. So everyone who I was playing with on that slide - friend or not - got to see me half naked. =.=;;

Yup, never gonna live that down...